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My grandma told me today that my husband wonβt be able to come to heaven with me because he doesnβt have his βticketβ which she explained you only can get by going through the temple. My husband is the best man I know. If anyone is going to heaven, itβs him. The temple isnβt going to determine that.
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︎ Jan 29 2020
I was taught AT church that suicide was next to murder and you cannot get into βheavenβ if you did it. Gaslighting at its finest. Anyone else remember these teachings?
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︎ Jul 02 2019
βSee you in hellβ: Gay man responds to anonymous βcowardβ who said he βwonβt go to heavenβ if he gets married
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if you wanna go to heaven you should fuck me tonight
(dont worry kiddos, this is a song lyric)
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Amos has succumbed to the damned cold. He will have plenty of wires to chew and boys to run around with in goatey heaven. Thank you all for your comments on him and advice to get him back to a decent state. Now if nobody minds imma go cry my eyes out- this was him on the day we got him.
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If not having a choice to choose Christ i.e. living in a remote place, gets you a free ticket to heaven can missionary work be seen as immoral?
Telling someone about Christ risks him rejecting Christ. This will damn him to Hell. If you didn't he would have gone to heaven. Therefore it is better to not risk the negative outcome as that will maximise the number of people ending up in heaven.
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If heaven turns out to be real, what is the first thing you are going to ask God when you get there?
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So let me get this straight, itβs okay to bomb a grown ass man, leading to a possible war which will cause the death of tens of thousands, if not more, but heaven forbid you remove a few week old embryo from yourself.
We all know fetuses are much more valuable than all the husbands, wives, sons and daughters, parents and grandparents who will loose their lives if war breaks out Between the US and Iran. More hypocrisy from the the administration whose Vice President speaks at the march for life every year.
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Let's pretend God had a secret real name that you will only get to know if you made it to Heaven. What name would be extremely underwhelming for it to be God's "true name"?
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︎ Jan 15 2020
I wonder if there are admissions officers for Heaven and Hell and if you don't get accepted by either you get sent to purgatory, then you can transfer into Heaven
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Good news! If you don't know your new name or the secret handshake, there's a backup password to get into heaven! Remember- only share this with the most righteous of member!
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︎ Dec 08 2018
If it cost 10 million USD to get into heaven, how would you get the money?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
If to get into heaven you must accept christ then what happened before he was born or before the christian bible
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︎ Jan 12 2020
What if, in order to get into heaven, you had to confront every person you had ever masturbated to?
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[WP] Upon their death, people may go to Hell, Purgatory, or be chosen for the Heaven trial. If selected, you can try to kill 1,000,000 demons to get into Heaven. Most people arrive at the trial with aomething medieval. You came with a P90, an FN-FiveSeven, a rocket launcher, and infinite ammo.
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︎ Dec 29 2019
What if you wanted to get into heaven, but god said......
Sorry, we've gone exclusive to the Epic Games Store!
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︎ Sep 09 2019
If you were in a place like heaven where you can do anything you want for all of eternity (as long as it doesn't affect anything outside of heaven, like the living, but observing anything outside is fine), what stuff do you do to constantly give yourself purpose and not get bored?
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Anyone know where I could get one of these? The manufacturer (Rosehound Apparel) stopped selling them and I can't find listings anywhere. I recently got into pin collecting and I will move heaven and hell to get one. Dm me if you can sell me one or know where I can get one.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
If you want to get into heaven you do NOT have to be a good person. You just have to believe in Jesus. π£THATβS IT!!
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You're on your way to hell, but Satan proposes a challenge. If you beat him in a sport, you get to go to heaven, but if you lose, you stay in hell. What sport would give you the greatest chance of salvation?
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︎ May 31 2019
To this poor USEC that was doing stress resistance training, I wanted to get your username so that I could compensate you later on the meds you may have lost. I need to finish Shooter Born in Heaven and I don't like Shoreline. If you know my name, I will buy you more Grizzly med packs. <3 Sorry fam.
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If you had to do something in the next 5 minutes that guarenteed you to get to heaven, what would you do?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
If all living things go to heaven when they die then you'll get to see dinosaurs when you die.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
If you get this reference you probably arenβt going to heaven
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︎ Oct 09 2019
If there was a point system to get into Heaven (like in "The Good Place"), what, if you died right now, would lose or net you the most points?
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[WP] Every action a person does gives them a certain number of points. If the action is good, they gain points, if bad they lose points. The score determines if you get into heaven. You have the ability to see someoneβs score, and theirs just went from -8291 to +12953827572 in an instant.
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If you found out that every time you killed someone they went to heaven, and Iβm talking heaven heaven where you will it and you get it, what would you do?
Also there are an unknown amount of other people out there with your ability and anyone who does not die to you or them goes to hell. Also death must be intended you canβt butterfly effect someone to death, you can get someone sick and have them die and go the heaven though
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Anyone know where I could get one of these? The manufacturer (Rosehound Apparel) stopped selling them and I can't find listings anywhere. I recently got into pin collecting and I will move heaven and hell to get one. Dm me if you can sell me one or know where I can get one, thanks!
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[EU] If you die righteous you go to a personal heaven. In rare cases one gets to spend eternity with their one true soulmate. You and your partner of 50 years die in an accident. You wake in a room with a person you despised your entire life.
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What if you go to Heaven's gates and prior to entering, you get asked "why are you worthy?"
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You die and get sent to Hell. The Devil says that if you make a rule for everyone else in Hell to follow, heβll send you to Heaven, what rule do you establish?
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Dio - Heaven And Hell Live In London 2005 "The lover of life's not a sinner The ending is just a beginner The closer you get to the meaning The sooner you'll know that you're dreaming"
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If you're in Heaven, you prolly wanna hang out with your Grandma. And your grandkids prolly wanna hang out with you. But your grandkids don't wanna hang out with your Grandma.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
If you die jerking off you get sent to Ultra Heaven where your ideal harem is waiting for you.
Get whackin boys and at least one girl.
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︎ Sep 18 2019
The devil offers you a deal, there is a soul that is destined for hell and he wants you to "collect" it for him, in exchange, you will have a clean slate and be able to get into heaven, do you take the deal and if yes how do you go about "collecting"?
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︎ Sep 20 2019
Redditors, if you were standing at heaven's pearly gates, what event in your life would make you unsure that you were going to get in?
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︎ Jun 29 2019
If speaking the cold hard truth gets you excommunicated from Elohim's one and only sanctioned church, I wonder the real reason why Satan got thrown out of heaven. After all, Elohim was PISSED OFF when he found out that Satan convinced Eve and Adam to eat fruit from the tree of KNOWLEDGE.
What's the real reason why Satan got tossed out of heaven?
Was Satan speaking the truth about Elohim's plural marriages?
Did Satan expose Elohim's propensity for having sex with his own teenage daughters?
Did Satan teach that the universe is older than 6,000 years?
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