I Wasn't Born Yesterday Puns

A list of puns related to "I Wasn't Born Yesterday"

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

Beacuse it wasn't born yesterday.

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👤︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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It’s my birthday today.

I wasn’t born yesterday.

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👤︎ u/clifwith1f
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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I tried to steal candy from a newborn baby.

He slapped my hand away. Turns out he wasn't born yesterday.

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👤︎ u/JohnnyCenter
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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Why can't a newborn be fooled?

Because he wasn't born yesterday

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👤︎ u/El_MrPits
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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My first dad joke as a new father!

I was with my wife in the hospital after the birth of my first child.

Wife: It's crazy how she knows to suck on my boobies for food.

Me: Of course she knows. She wasn't born yesterday!

She shook her head and stopped talking to me. I have succeeded.

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👤︎ u/CleanFlow
📅︎ Jun 15 2016
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Crybaby

I am saving this picture for when my daughter eventually says "no duh, Dad! I wasn't born yesterday."

"You're right. Here is a picture on Reddit from when you were born yesterday!"

http://imgur.com/3jximZ6

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👤︎ u/smellslikecocaine
📅︎ Feb 09 2016
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