First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:
Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?
Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?
oh wait.........
Credit goes to Matt from Studio C
I have a co-worker who claimed for years that he hates Christmas. He finally broke down and told me he secretly loves it, he just has a reputation to maintain.
He finally came out of the Santa Claus-et.
Good pun, perfect comments/likes. I love it.
This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
I love molasses, but I can’t eat it.
I can’t stop thinking about all those poor little moles.
I bought some new sunglasses and it seems people either love them or hate them.
I was proud of it but none of my friends really appreciated it, so maybe it’ll find some love here.
I read it's romantic to scatter rose petals on your bed, but they were too expensive. Instead, my wife and I will just have to make love on..
A lot of my friends hate having to wear masks. I love it, though
I’m now a master at ventriloquism
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
I'm secretly in love with a melon, but I ended it because I know everyone will find out
I love it when I restock the battery drawer
It just feels nice to have all this power.
I asked my SO if she knew my favorite letter. She said "No, what is it?" I said "It's u." She responded "aww I love youuuuuuuu" To which I replied...
"I love u too. It's my favorite letter."
I love it when the earth turns! It just really makes my day.
I don't know if it's coincidence, but both my kids absolutely love surprise eggs. They're obsessed with them!
And neither of them were planned!
My dad just told me the worst dad joke ever but I love it at the same time the joke was "Why does Mr Tayto have a phone"
Dungeons and Dragons looks like a lot of fun. I'd love to try it some day.
I guess I consider myself die-curious
My phone loves it when I drop it
Alright people i will not hide it anymore, i love one.
What number do you love ?
I love hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything...
...but the lemon juice in it wreaks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: Dentures made of chrome.
Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
My friend loves puns and I told her to come check out this page. She kept telling me she couldn’t find it....
I love the song “this is how we do it”
And also I use it for introducing my friend Howie Dewitt
This is better than a dad joke, I love it.
I love it when my kids don't get the joke until the next day...
Hear today, groan tomorrow.
I love fishing but I can never pull the fish closer once I hook it.
My daughter hates soup alphabet, but when I am feeding her, I am saying she loves it.
I guess I am putting words in her mouth.
I love peanuts... But it’s hard for a peanut to love you back when it’s been asalted all its life.
I love water so much it f*cking makes me wet.
I love math, you could call it an addiction
I tried the “If you love something, set it free” thing.
But my kids are still here.
My girlfriend and I bonded over our love of mints. It's like we are
I went camping for the first time last night, and finally understand why people love it so much...
My wife and I love to go on dates, but we always do what she wants. Today she asked me, ‘If you had to pick any date, what would it be?’
I love putting data into spreadsheets. Its something I Excel at.
I love using Anker cables, I bought a ton of them to charge all my devices. Although, I have so many of them now, it's hard to keep them in order.
I need to take an Anker Management class.
I love it when I dadjoke my dad
Dad and I are on a fishing trip and we have to get up pretty early. My dad was feeling tired and at the breakfast table says "I am just so bagged". To which I replied "I guess that makes you a Baghdad". He never saw it coming.
I hope my father loves it!
I love to cook spaghetti, but am really bad at serving... it's a real mission in-pasta-bowl.
I really noodle get better at it.
Everyday I feed my son Alphabeti Spaghetti and tell everyone he loves it,
He doesn't, I'm just putting words in his mouth
I love it when horses are comedians
They always have a good bit
I tried the “If you love something, set it free” thing.
But my kids are still here.
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