What works faster than a calculator?

A calcu-now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellowlemonie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Proud of myself for this one

My mom was talking to my dad on speaker phone and I walked into the room at the perfect time.

Dad: I was thinking we could just get her a gift card to Dick's (sporting goods).

Mom:You can't get a girl a gift card to Dick's...

Me: Why not? Girls love Dicks.

I couldn't resist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llamalord911
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2015
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My father once told me:

"Son i'm so glad I had a son over a daughter. When you have a boy you only have to deal with one dick; if you have a daughter you have to deal with a thousand." I love my dad.

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