A list of puns related to "I Love Dick"
A calcu-now.
My mom was talking to my dad on speaker phone and I walked into the room at the perfect time.
Dad: I was thinking we could just get her a gift card to Dick's (sporting goods).
Mom:You can't get a girl a gift card to Dick's...
Me: Why not? Girls love Dicks.
I couldn't resist...
"Son i'm so glad I had a son over a daughter. When you have a boy you only have to deal with one dick; if you have a daughter you have to deal with a thousand." I love my dad.
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