He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
Are you supposed to give it back?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Server: slaps customer THE MEN I PLEASE ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
...but what is the opposite of yes?
I just can’t imagine why.
...and I want them answered immeadiately.
(Get it?)
I would like them answered ibeediately.
TB, or not TB?
Waitress: “You don’t need to know anything about the men I please”
Does it come with window dressing?
Is it a hymn or a her?
What do they do with the liver?
What do they stand for?
What is the going flat-rate for breast reduction surgery?
Dad: cause that would make it an equestion
Kid: (wishes for a different dad)
If I put root beer in a square cup, does it become just beer?
"Well I have an answer!"
