I Got the Fire Puns

A list of puns related to "I Got the Fire"

I got fired from my job at the bank after just one day

A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.

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👤︎ u/jediwag
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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I got fired from the bakery...

....just when I was thinking I was on a roll.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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👤︎ u/farrukhsshah
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off

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👤︎ u/nandos677
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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I got fired from the shoe factory, but they were nice enough to leave me with a parting gift.

They gave me the boot.

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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I got fired from the sperm bank today

Cause every time someone walked in I'd say "get a load of this guy"

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👤︎ u/BigBadBulldog
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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I got fired from the frozen orange juice factory today.

I just couldn’t concentrate.

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👤︎ u/Popepepe
📅︎ Aug 24 2018
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I got fired from the electrician's union today for being bad at my job.

All of my co-workers were shocked.

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👤︎ u/Jackvishs
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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I got fired from the M&M factory...

...for throwing away all the W's

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👤︎ u/Talon184
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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I got fired from the sperm bank

They said I can't drink on the job

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👤︎ u/michaelveyrocks
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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I got fired from my job at the glass factory for failing to declare my expenses.

Apparently transparency is very important to them.

(I'll let myself out...)

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👤︎ u/rc538
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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After being fired I got a job at the drill factory.

Its pretty boring, but its helping turn my life around.

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👤︎ u/midget_clown
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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I got fired for changing the wood on my jobs counter

I was just trying to spruce up the mood

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👤︎ u/cauanguy1
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care...

Business was dead anyways 💀

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👤︎ u/elvezisdead
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care

Was barely urning an un-living

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👤︎ u/elvezisdead
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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I got fired from my job at the pasta factory

I made a fusilli mistakes

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👤︎ u/ropach
📅︎ Dec 02 2015
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Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care

Hated working with a bunch of stiffs.

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👤︎ u/elvezisdead
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday...

Apparently you're not supposed to nudge your co worker and say 'get a load of this guy' every time someone walks in.

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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I remember as a kid my dad got fired from his job as a road worker fir theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing but when i got home, the signs were all there.
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👤︎ u/Bignate1213
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care...

I'm just no good at touching peoples lives.

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👤︎ u/elvezisdead
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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I got fired from the florist

I took to many leaves

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👤︎ u/SideOfInsanity
📅︎ May 06 2019
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Do you know why I got fired from the calendar factory?

I took a day off.

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👤︎ u/oceanmoonfish
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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I got fired from my job at the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off

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👤︎ u/trace826621
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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I got fired from the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off.

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👤︎ u/Strange_An0maly
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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Did you know I got fired from the calendar factory ?

Yea, I took a day off

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👤︎ u/DinkyOreo
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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I got fired from my job at the calendar factory ...

... because I took a few days off.

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👤︎ u/stchrysostom
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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👤︎ u/Tankerman05
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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I got fired from the Calendar Factory....

I took a day off.

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👤︎ u/TheRealStickBoi
📅︎ May 22 2020
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I got fired from the calendar factory

I only took a day off

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👤︎ u/thecodotmo
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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👤︎ u/GoSparky14
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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I got fired from the orange juice factory because

I couldn't concentrate

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👤︎ u/theMasterDerpy
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory!

All I did was take a day off!

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👤︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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I got fired at my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over.

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👤︎ u/Leoninator123
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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I recently got fired from my job at the bank.

An old lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.

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👤︎ u/camilodmoreno
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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I got fired from my job at the orange juice factory.

I couldn't concentrate

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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Yesterday I toured the keyboard factory and I watched as someone got fired for not putting in enough shifts!
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👤︎ u/gussie789
📅︎ May 07 2019
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.

I just wanted to take a day off.

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👤︎ u/MarvelLass
📅︎ May 26 2019
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Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care...

it was a stupid dead-end job anyways.

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👤︎ u/elvezisdead
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory!

I just took the day off.

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👤︎ u/_memegirl_
📅︎ May 18 2019
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I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker
📅︎ Jul 11 2018
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I got fired from my job at the bank today

an old lady asked me to check her balance--so I pushed her over

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👤︎ u/brian_03
📅︎ May 15 2019
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I got fired from my job at the calendar factory..

All I did was take a few days off

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👤︎ u/Snowcrab813
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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I got fired from my job at the pasta factory.

After a fusilli mistakes.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Aug 10 2018
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