I Got Mexico Puns

A list of puns related to "I Got Mexico"

Got my gf good with this one just now... I showed her a picture of the Mexico City skyline and she said, "that's intense!"

I said no, I'm pretty sure they're all buildings.

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👤︎ u/No_Gray_Area
📅︎ May 02 2021
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My wife wanted a robot vacuum for Christmas, so I got a cheap knock-off made in Mexico..

It’s called Aye Caroomba.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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I sent my collection of Swiss watches to friends in Mexico, but they got lost.

Adios Omegas.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 09 2018
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Dad joked...In Spanish!

I'm on study abroad in Mexico right now, staying with a host family. Last weekend I went to the beach, and when I got home I was talking to my "dad" about it. He asked if there was a lot of people there, and I told him that no, it wasn't very busy. Then he commented that during Semana Santa (basically spring vacation) the only place to stay is "hotel camarena."

I looked at him confusedly, and he clarified.

"You know, hotel 'cama(bed) arena(sand)'."

(Meaning the only place to stay is on the beach, because the hotels are all full.)

This isn't the first dad joke I've gotten from him, hopefully I can remember more to post in the future.

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👤︎ u/killerclarinet
📅︎ Mar 11 2015
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