I used to be a refrigerator engineer.
I failed my Locomotive Engineer College entrance exam. :-(
I can't get trained so now my educational goals are derailed.
I met a Polish sound engineer yesterday
And a Czech one too
Czech one too
I'm an electrical engineer and I don't get where the gender gap comes from
I see wire strippers all the time
I have a friend of mine who is a Swedish audio engineer…
And a Czech one, too…and a Czech one, too…
I am such an engineer. I named my goldfish Treebeard.
So even my pet can be a fish ent.
I applied to be an engineer for the local railroad company
I don’t have any experience, but they said they’d train me.
Ever since I retired from my job as a train engineer
my life has gone completely off the rails.
I met an electrical engineer who rode a horse-drawn buggy and rocked a chinstrap beard..
I have a russian friend who’s a sound engineer.
And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
I kept pushing all my Engineer friends away...
I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can't get enough...
The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....
You know I hate engineer students sometimes
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.
[OC (I think)] What do you call the child of a civil engineer?
I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.
It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly
I can't believe they gave that engineer who wrecked the train in New York the electric chair. And he survived it!
I guess he just wasn't a very good conductor.
My father was an electrical engineer. I'm not one, but I like to work with electronics.
I put the new engineer in charge of driving the locomotive despite without having lessons on how to drive it...
I figured he would do well with on the job training. He went off the rails and wrecked. I don't need to mention about his conduct during the process.
My 2 year old is playing with Lego and I said "are you going to be an engineer?" my wife says we always need more engineers!
I said "yeah, engines are quite deaf"
I wanted to be a turbine engineer, but found I just couldn't wrap my head around it!
I really wanted to be a mining engineer.
You know the main reason why I became an Electrical Engineer?
Because everyone always said I had high potential!
I once knew a Russian Sound Engineer..
..and a Czech one too, a Czech one too.
I know a Polish sound engineer
I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer.
I know a German sound engineer, and a Polish one
... and a Czech one, a Czech one too
I know a Russian engineer...
and I know a Czech one-two, a Czech one-two
I kept pushing all my Engineer friends away....
Now They're all Engifars.
I know a German Audio Engineer
I knew a Norwegian sound engineer
And a Czech one, too.
Czech one too.
I have a Polish friend who has a job as a sound engineer...
I have a Czech one too...
You know I hate engineer students sometimes.
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself the next hitler
I have a polish friend who is a sound engineer. and a Czech one too, Czech one too, Czech one too
I have a Russian friend who's a sound engineer...
And a Czech one, and a Czech one too
I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer
I know a Russian Sound Engineer
I have a Polish friend who has a job as a sound engineer.
I have a russian friend who's a sound engineer.
And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too.
I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer.
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