I don't like the fast and furious movies
There are too many spoilers
I don't like my friends either.
My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I don’t like it.
I feel like I don't need a spine...
My friend lost the front part of his foot. Now I don’t like him anymore.
I’m lack-toes intolerant.
I don't like French pancakes
To be honest I don’t like cocaine
I just like the smell of it
I don't like these kinds of jokes
I don’t like stairs.
They’re always up to something.
What I don't like about rain is its attitude...
I don't like talking about the Mariana Trench
I don't like people who take drugs...
For example, airport security.
I heard y'all don't like bird jokes
This could get a little hawkward
I don’t really like rotten bananas...
They’re not very a-peeling.
I don't like this car
Salesman: How about Datsun?
I don't like to be told that I have a dad bod
I don’t like bread jokes.
They get stale really fast.
I don’t like shower sex. It’s slippery, it’s cramped...
And it was probably one of the worst things about prison.
I don’t like vacuum cleaners
I don't seem to have the enthusiasm to break wind like I used to
In fact, the last few were very half-farted
A bell curve walked into a plastic surgeon's office and said "Doctor, I don't like the way I look"
And the doctor said, "You look normal to me".
I don’t like candy bars anymore
They always Snicker at me
I heard that Santa’s workers don’t like to share their toys.
Man, I really like soda, but I don't think it likes me too much.
Everytime I drink it, it comes out pissed.
I don't like your Italian marble floor.
Well That's like Europinion man
I don't like jokes about math, especially trigonometry
It always makes me cosec tired
I finally see why people don’t like the live action DC films!
Because they don’t do the heroes justice
There's something that I don't like about "DO NOT TOUCH" signs.
I just can't put my finger on it.
Why would I buy flowers when I don't like them!
I don't like elevators, they're always up to something.
I have to take steps to avoid them.
I don't like rectangular shapes
i prefer triangle because they're kinda acute.
I really don’t like tiny windmills
I don't like how shopping centres are so similar..
You see one, you've seen a mall.
I don’t get why people like fancy-cut cheese so much.
It’s not bad or anything, I just think it’s overgrated.
I don’t like discussing North and South in polite company.
I find those topics to be quite polarizing.
A widow is mourning at her husband's grave site. A gentleman walks by and says "If you don't mind, I'd like to say a word."
"That would be nice" she said. "Plethora"..... "Thanks, that means a lot."
[Serious] I like to tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids.
I don’t like hindsight anymore
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
I don't like snakes because they have no feet.
I'm lack toes intolerant.
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
I don't like music in the key of E minor
It gives me a case of the E G B Gs
You wanna know what I don't like about babies?
They're all born with da fetus attitudes.
People might like the idea of driving a transparent car, but I don’t.
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
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