I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.

They taught me periscoping techniques.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HouseofKannan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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At Drum Corps. I heard this.

"Matthew, since you play Euphonium now we're going to call you Mattheuph so we don't confuse you with the other Matthew's."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Senil888
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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My Grandfather got me

Last weekend I attended the Marine Corps Ball

I was telling him about it and how we had a very nice time

he responded with "wow, sounds like you had a "ball"!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SCV_JARHEAD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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While I was riding in the car when...

We pass a corvette that has veteran plates and my dad says, "Of course he is driving a corvette, he is a corps vet."

I just gave him the ol' grin and eye roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Only_Abe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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