I'm Not Racist Puns

A list of puns related to "I'm Not Racist"

Iā€™m not a racist, I love all races.

Except marathons.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ohsureyoudo
šŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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I'm not racist, but...
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/colicub
šŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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My Dad told me the other day he hates it when people use dark mode

so i called him a racist

p.s do i need to make this nsfw? i'm not sure so pls don't remove

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/tHeSeTiReSmAn
šŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I Dadjoked my wife....

Local gym, we're on the treadmills close to the doors. A group of Mexican descendants walk out the doors, this is a 24 hr gym after normal business hours. Wife: I wonder if all of them have memberships Me: No, just Juan..... Wife: ..... :/ I swear I'm not racist.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/fatherofzeuss
šŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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Dad makes bad comments sometimes, and rarely one of his kids will point out that he can be a little racist.

His just shakes his head.

'I'm not racist, I'm too slow!'

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Lobo0084
šŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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My dads comment at Thanksgiving dinner last year..

Mutters to himself under his breath.. "And I'll take some dark meat because I'm not racist."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/fookyeshockey
šŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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