My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
I have started freezing different objects at -273.15°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
I was telling my architect friends how much I love M.C. Escher.
They all gave me some weird stairs.
I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
Ah I C what you did there
Why couldn't picabo street work as a receptionist in the I.C.U.?
She would say "picabo I.C.U."
I bet you didn't c that one coming
Wife: I’m not in the mood to do my homework. Me: Just phone it in and do C-work. Wife: I don’t know how to do C-Work.
Me: step 1, buy a boat.
Just happened. Not an official dad yet but she’s 6 months pregnant. Got to get the practice in while I can.
They say I before E except after C.
I find it so sad that the US uses another unit other than °C or K for measuring temperature.
I just found out why dark is spelled with a K and not a C
It’s because we can’t see in the dark.
All teachers should know the I before E except after C rule.
Unless they teach science.
I'm opening a new bar called The Space Bar, but it's under the C.
hahaha c what I did there
I once saw a little guy with a red pointy hat riding the D.C. subway, listening to some music, tapping his toes perfectly in time with the beat
He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.
I give you an A because you're awesome, I give you a B because you're beautiful, I give you a C because you're clever, and I give you
This D because you deserve it
I got an interview and told them I was proficient in C and C-sharp.
Turns out that wasn't good enough to be a pianist
In class the teacher told me to stand up and talk about something I’m not good at begging with the letter C.
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
Darlings you got to let me know. Should I shave or should I grow? If I shave there could be stubble, and if I grow it could be double. So c’mon and let me know ohhhh..
As a English teacher, I proud of myself at how good my students are teached. Thus I were dismayed when no paper writ by them all was worthy of a mark of even a C...
Is it cool if I turn on the a.c.?
I think I clogged my sink :c
I don't c the point in alaphabet jokes but, a I guess u got to give m a chance
this joke is so bad that it deserves an f
I parked in the C section of the hospital parking lot.
The only way I could get out of my car was through the sunroof.
E y e r o n i c
So I went to the eye doctor today
she was blind in one eye
Oh, the eyerony!
I like to hang out with my a/c...
So I was working in a group planning out a new C# application
I loudly proclaimed "I object."
Boss: To what? We barely started.
Me: Oh, I thought we were using object oriented programming.
Room: groans.
So i did a course on C++ programming for the second time.
I was visiting D.C (from Baltimore) & took a yoga class. After class, the instructor said "Please come back, we'd love to have you again." I responded...
"namaste in Baltimore, thanks"
'I' before 'e' except after 'c'. That's weird.
I told my C professor I spend too much time in the lab.
He asked if I was getting C sick.
I told my dad that I was taking a C programming course.
He offered to give me some pointers.
Whenever someone says "i before e, except after c," I respond with,
So I'm in D.C. visiting my dad.
We've just finished our thanksgiving shopping, when we pass by the Turkish embassy. My dad then exclaims, "I guess that's where we should've gotten the turkey!"
I before E except after C doesn't always apply...
I before E, except after C.
This has been disproved by science.
I before E, except after C.
This has been disproved by science.
I went to visit my pregnant friend in the hospital and found a parking spot in the C section of the parking lot.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I went to visit a friend at the hospital and found a spot in the “C” section of the parking lot.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
"I" before "E" except after "C".
I parked in the C section of the parking lot.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
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