Hunt to Kill Puns

I once walked into the kitchen to find my wife(bless her poor little heart) staking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing" I asked

"Hunting flies" she responded

"Oh! killing any?" I asked

"Yep 3 males 2 females" she replied

"How can you tell them apart?"

she said "3 were on beer cans, and 2 were on the phone "

So the other day, me and a foreign dude I know went hunting in the woods (you know, since it’s such an classically American thing (I know)). Anyways, so while we’re there, we get attacked by a four armed bear. Luckily, we were able to kill it before it killed us. Then I realized how rare this was, so we decided to take a couple of arms each as a trophy. So I let him, the foreigner, have the left pair, while I, as an American, got the right two bear arms.