I hate when people talk about humility!

The only time I experience humility is when I get in my hot car and it feels hard to breathe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTimeDictator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Life has been going pretty well for me lately and my wife told me I need to work on being more humble.

I told her when it comes to humility I'm #1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaseth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Elevation

Here's the conversation:

Her - I failed one of my assignments.

Me - Shit, what was it?

Her - Just a project proposal, but I FAILED SOMETHING, I'VE NEVER FAILED ANYTHING?!?!

Me - Well, it should bring you down a peg. Humility, innit.

Her - No, I need constant elevation.

Me - Is that why you wear platform shoes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/super_nat556
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2016
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