A list of puns related to "Human foamy virus"
Yo when did everyone get so soft? Itβs almost funny how mentally and physically weak most people are now.
Like how would they react if it were an actual pandemic that didnβt need to fudge the numbers?
What if bodies were dropping in the streets all the time and their mother had blood coming out of every orifice? You know, like an actual plagueβ¦
If we pretend there are two people, each located in a seperate room, who are both infected with the COVID-19 virus. Their immune systems have activated and their bodies are now fighting the infection.
Now pretend that a vent is pumping further COVID virus particles into the air for just one of the rooms.
My question is, should we expect the severity or recovery timeline of the disease to be impacted for the person in the room getting a continuous feed of new/additional virus particles via the vent? Why or why not?
Let me take a swing at you.
You were born to loving parents; maybe they didn't stay together, but they sure as hell tried.
For you.
For your sake, they tried to stick it out, run the long mile, but when it all came crumbling down they assured you that it wasn't your fault, that you were loved, that everything would be alright.
In either case, you went to school. Studious. Got decent enough grades. You weren't the worst-looking guy, you got chicks. You had a good circle of friends that you came up with. Long nights on fun weekends. There were hardships, sure, but you had what you needed, and your life was shaping you gently into a young man who would be productive to society.
You get a nice job, a sweet heart to settle down with, maybe a couple of rugrats, got the same eyes as you, white picket fence, dinner by six. Y'know, the good life. You sit down and fire up Netflix and maybe you happen upon one of those prison shows.
You know the ones.
Where you get to sink into your couch with a beer and a snack and look at all the animals that didn't make nothin' of themselves. Paraded around on your color TV set like a human mother fuckin' zoo. You point to your wide-eyed kids and say, "Hey Timmy. Josie, what-the-fuck-ever, come take a look at this monster. He tattooed his face. Didn't pay no attention in school. Fucked around with drugs, maybe murdered somebody. You don't ever want to be a fuck-up like him so pay close attention." Suppose they interview this guy, and he's got bad teeth, a crooked nose, shaved head, ratty beard, and nothing but venom for the world that tossed him in there.
Well let me tell you something, it wasn't always like this. Matter of fact, just three or four hundred years ago there was a place in the world for people like us. People who'd rather open up their fellow man straight down the center of their smiling dome than sit in an office and stare into a computer screen. We weren't animals back then, we were heroes. Valor, glory, and all that. They used to stick us in front of a tiger and hand us a machete, but nowadays everybody's all "don't hurt the fuckin' animals."
Now we sit in those human zoos, wasting away when we used to have songs written about us. Cause we don't fit nicely into what you've decided society is. Imagine our surprise and delight when your perfect little society grew teeth. Didn't take long before you needed folks like us again; folks who didn't mind gettin' their hands dirty, shit, we even enjoy it most of th
... keep reading on reddit β‘Covid for example, could we mutate it artificially so that once infected there are no adverse effects? Then infect people with this mutated virus to build immunity.
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