So I feel like Uncle Rico throwing a Hail Mary here, but I think the Doomcoming shroom trip largely showed us the general character arcs for each survivor. There is a TL:DR but props if you make it through all of this. To set the scene, here is where each main character is when the shrooms start to kick in:

The Mob (by the fire): Shauna, Misty, Lottie, Mari, Akilah, Tai, Van, Javi

The cabin lovers: Jackie, Travis

By themselves talking: Nat, Coach Ben

Once the shrooms really start to kick in, The Mob (minus poor Javi - the symbol for the group’s innocence but I think more importantly representative of Shauna’s innocence) make for the cabin to search for Jackie and Travis with their behavior becoming more frenzied and feral. Here, I think, is our first bit of foreshadowing - this group will become the “bad” clan that desperately cling to Lottie’s “visions” for salvation and will resort to violence to survive. The camera shot of Javi appears to show him in what looks to be a grave (RIP - if not now, then later, I think he’ll die in the woods only to be found by a group of hungry and desperate survivors…more on this to come).

Jackie, in yet another on-the-nose parallel to Shauna, has sex with a reluctant partner only to be discovered by The Mob. In the cabin, our Antler Queen (Lottie) shows her true colors and is clearly the leader that everyone in The Mob fall behind. Lottie proclaims that Jackie doesn’t matter anymore and locks her in a closet. (SN: she’s the survivor that is still the most tethered to “normal/civilized” life - is this a metaphor for literally locking away the civilized versions of themselves to become the feral survivors they’re forced to become?). The Mob lust over Travis and give us a glimpse at our first group fracture - Tai and Van. Their actions throughout the remainder of the episode represent their relationship to The Mob as a whole and show us that they are both in The Mob (via Van) and not (via Tai). They don’t participate in Travis’ rape(?), but are clearly complicit and allow it to happen. Tai stated that she doesn’t believe in Lottie’s superstitions from the jump; however, she’ll fall in line with Van who is a fervent believer post wolf attack (she’s still wearing the good luck necklace that Lottie gave her).

Tai will eventually come to her senses (via Nat?) and switch sides. We were previously shown via the scrimmage (ep 1) that when Tai switches, someone gets hurt (over simplistic, I know, but just follow

So I recently bought my first physical Manga issue ever which was the Volume 1 of One Piece and naturally I decided to read it.

While reading the first chapter I pondered the question “What If Luffy actually did join the Red-Hair Pirates?” what would it be like? Then I did the same for Zoro and then I did the same for Nami and it quickly snowballed into “What If Each Straw Hat Was a Member of a Different Pirate Crew?” So I decided to actually make a post about which Crew would each Straw Hat fit the best in.

Don’t think this as of “What if Luffy never met his crew” but rather an Alternative Universe where Straw Hats are just Members of other Pirate Crews.

Luffy

For Luffy I think this is a bland, but very fitting, choice but The Red-Hair Pirates. They are the reason why he wants to be a Pirate and this whole journey started with them and Luffy wanting to join them. This would fit perfectly as Luffy originally wanted to sail as an apprentice on their ship. His and Shanks’ relationship could mirror that of a Kid Shanks and Roger. He could even eat the same fruit since he stole it from them anyway. It’s also funny to mention that both Luffy and Buggy ate their fruit accidentally because of Shanks.

Luffy With the Red-Hair Pirates, Then and Now

It’s hard to imagine Luffy’s dynamic with the crew beyond this but I’d assume he’d eventually be a high ranking officer of the Crew, maybe even the Vice-Captain. I’d imagine that Luffy would symbolically be Shanks’ “Left-Hand Man” as Shanks had sacrificed his left arm to save Luffy and since his left arm seems to be his dominant one that would make Luffy his real Second in Command.

Zoro

Zoro is a bit tough to pick but I think another Yonko, Kaido of The Beast Pirates, would be great. Zoro has the qualities of a King and is extremely competitive and driven as he searches for that World’s Strongest Swordsman title. This aligns very well with Kaido’s Crew meritocracy as well as Kaido having the title of “World’s Strongest Creature”. He

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.