Housing unit Puns

A list of puns related to "Housing unit"

For my birthday in mid-January, I invited a few friends over to a highly populated urban residential area consisting mostly of closely packed, decrepit housing units inhabited primarily by impoverished persons.

It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? And the same thing applies to the Virgin Islands;

There are no canaries there either.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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The electrician doing some work in my house today is definitely a dad.

An electrician I hired to do some work in my house today has been tasked to install a combination heat lamp / exhaust fan unit in my bathroom. After installing it though, we found out the fan has a defect and its blades are slightly clipping the cowl.

Me: "Well, that sucks."

Him: "That's what it's supposed to do."

I walked right into that one.

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👤︎ u/acherion
📅︎ Apr 03 2014
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