Hot yoga Puns

I’ve switched to frozen yoga

I was driving with my brother and saw a sign advertising 'Hot Yoga' classes. So our conversation went like this:

Me: 'Hot Yoga classes?... I always wanted to try Yoga.'

Him: 'Yeah, I heard it can be relaxing and good for your flexibility.'

Me: 'I wonder if they also have Ugly Yoga classes for us?'

I was building a new deck at the back of my house for a grill. Then I decided that it needed a counter for food prep, holding beers, etc. Well now that I have a counter, wouldn't it be great to have an outdoor fridge? Yes, yes it would. Needless to say, the size of the deck got a little out of control.

My wife sees the framing going up and says, "What do you need all this space for?"

I say, "Grilling meat and relaxation."

She responds, "Are you planning to do yoga while you grill?"

I say, "Yes. Downward Hot Dog."

She quips, "Careful, you wouldn't want to burn your little Warrior."