Hit After Hit Puns

"You know, he's an expert in his field."

anchor management

"E” “I” “E” “I” “O"

I thought “well that’s unfortunate”

Police are reporting that it was Baskin-Robbins.

Yeh it was a vicious cycle!

... I guess they weren't counting on it

Bad break.

I was hit by a meaty-ore.

We're supposed to go pick up a jeep in his truck and I wanted to make sure the trailer wiring was the same for his newer truck

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Dad- "I'll Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!"

"Ouch, that Hertz."

It was a match made in heaving!

"Don't worry, boss said it was ok"

He owns his own business.

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Lagolas

He tossed me a little bottle of pills and said "take these, they're homeopathic pills for muscle pain. "

I told him, "Dad, I don't do homeopathic stuff."

Dad:"Well once you take these and feel better you can take a girl on a date."

Me:"What does that even mean?"

Dad:"That's called romeo-pathy"

Dear God this joke made the pain worse.

He said two wrongs don’t make a right. But two Wrights make an Airplane

"It's like you have no time on your hands anymore!"

That was freightining

at least it was a soft drink.

I posted this to facebook:
>Oh god I can't move. Satisfying day at the rock gym.

My mom replied to the post with this:
> I'm sure there are climbing wall in other cities too.

I laughed my butt off and showed it to my boyfriend. He sadly didn't get it and I had to explain it to him.

Dad told me I'll just hurt my hand