Filipino boy group named Alamat. They're using 7 Philippine languages on their songs. The languages are: Tagalog, Cebuano, Ilocano, Hiligaynon, Kapampangan, Waray-waray, Bicolano.
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These outfits are amazing! This is Viva's new boy group Alamat, the members are from different provinces and they sing and rap in their native languages (Tagalog, Bisaya, Ilocano, Hiligaynon, Kapampangan, Waray-waray, and Bicolano) reddit.com/gallery/ldsx1v
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Do all Filipino languages keep the same grammar? Yung tipong kapag pinalitan ko ng Hiligaynon words yung isang sentence na Tagalog words, eh understandable pa rin? Salamat
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I've created a translation app for the Hiligaynon language. Will really appreciate it if you can check it out sunnyville.ai/translate/?…
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(Phil. languages) Does anyone know why Waray-Waray is so different from Cebuano/Hiligaynon?

I'm a native speaker of Cebuano, a language in the Philippines, and though Bisaya is in itself considered a language (as it should!), some linguists apparently think that Cebuano-Waray-Hiligaynon-etc. (the Visayan languages) form more of a dialect continuum than being a group of separate languages. Like dialects of Bisaya, the language.

I'd accept that for Hiligaynon, because as a Cebuano speaker I've had a full conversation with a Hiligaynon speaker without even realizing (it was pretty confusing but overall intelligible). Waray-Waray, on the other hand... I've had conversations with Waray people and the words are incredibly different. I think it's a totally different language from Cebuano and Hiligaynon. I'd accept Cebuano and Hiligaynon as dialects of each other, but Waray-Waray? I don't think so....

Why is it so different? Was there a different civilization/culture in Leyte before, separate from the nearby Visayan islands?

I'm from Southern Leyte, but I know that I speak Cebuano due to migration, so the question is still worth asking.

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Dhrubhagat speaking Hiligaynon | Austronesian languages | Wikitongues youtube.com/watch?v=SMgN7…
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Seeking native Hiligaynon speakers to serve as language proficiency testers

The American Council on the Teaching of Foreign Languages (ACTFL) is looking for native Hiligaynon speakers to serve as part-time language proficiency testers. You must be based in the U.S., have valid work permission in the U.S., and attend one in-person training session, with all expenses paid by ACTFL.

At the in-person training, you’d learn how to use a rating scale of speaking proficiency. Then, once someone needs to be rated, you’d talk on the phone with someone who is learning Hiligaynon and determine that person’s speaking rating. We don’t expect you’d have more than a few of these appointments per month, with each lasting about 30 minutes.

Attending an ACTFL language proficiency tester training is an opportunity to support learners of your native language, meet language professionals, and become involved in the work of a highly recognized foreign language association. There is payment available for undergoing this training; in addition, certified language testers are paid per test conducted.

Go to the application at https://www.actfl.org/professional-development/training-certification/ilr-opi-candidate-application for more information.

ACTFL is a US-based nonprofit organization dedicated to the improvement and expansion of the teaching and learning of all languages at all levels of instruction.

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How can Philippine society promote the use of regional, languages like Cebuano, Ilocano, Hiligaynon and others?
  1. Offer regional language electives in high school alongside foreign languages
  2. Have the KWF standardize their vocabularies and grammars
  3. Promote their usage, especially the lesser, single-province ones, in media
  4. Arsenal

What do you think?

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TIL that Tagalog is the 55th most powerful language in the world, Cebuano 105th, Ilocano 112th and Hiligaynon 113th. kailchan.ca/wp-content/up…
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Hiligaynon language tutor

Hello all,

I am relocating to Iloilo next year and I want to learn how to speak Ilonggo fluently. There are not a lot of resources online. I want to pickup the language quickly and feel a in-person tutor would be the way to go.

Does anyone know of a tutor or classes I can take to learn this language.

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Pattern of "Ano"

May napansin akong pattern sa "ano" sa ibang interrogatives:

Sino = si + ano Sino yung lalaki? Si ano yung lalaki? Si Samuel yun.

Saan = sa + ano? Saan siya pupunta? Sa ano siya pupunta? Sa bahay niya.

Kanino = kay + ano Kanino itong damit? Kay ano itong damit? Kay Samuel.

Gaano at Paano ay may "ano" din.

Ang "Paano" ba ay "paraan + ano"? Kasi ang sagot sa "paano" ay halos sa anong paraan eh.

Sa "gaano" naman, may napansin ako sa adjectives na halos ma prefix na ka-.

Gaano ka-ganda Gaano ka-taas Gaano ka-lalim

Ang "g" and "k" ay parang pareho sa pagpronounce pero ang "g" ay kasama ang boses at "k" ay hindi.

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Has anyone ever used a language all their lives without any other resources except fellow speakers then learned it formally later? Was it helpful? Did it give you more insight into your language? A better understanding/appreciation?

Just wondering if anyone has the same experience me. Basically, I was never "taught" my native language - Hiligaynon. I'm not sure if there's even a course for it. Everything I know, I know through experience. I spoke in it all the time up until high school. I would exchange short notes and text messages in shorthand with fellow speakers and that's the most writing/reading I've encountered in my language.

For every other language I know and use, I was taught at school and had loads of resources to learn and practice with except actual people who are fluent in the language (not counting the teachers). English had the most use, so I was better at it first. Then Filipino when I moved to the capital.

Now I'm wondering if there's a course for my language (I'll be looking it up) and if it would be useful to actually know the formal grammar, spelling, etc...

I'm actually kinda scared of losing it since it's no longer the default language used at home and I have little hope that my son will learn it from me.

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Any Filipino(any languages) words that you can think of that has only one syllable?

I noticed most of the time Philippine languages barely has any one word syllable aside from particles, pronouns and contractions.

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Filipino History Resources 3

First Resource Page

All Shared Posts Here Tagged as "Resources"

Digital Libraries with Fil Hist contents, search etc.:

JSTOR (free subscription 100x articles/ mon). Includes journals like Philippine Studies, PH Quarterly, etc.

Academia.edu (bunch of materials published by authors, many in academia who specialize in PH subjects)

ResearchGate (similar to those above, also has a phone app)

HathiTrust (browse through millions of digitized books etc. eg. Lietz' Eng. trans. of Munoz' print of Alcina's Historia is in there)

Internet Archives (search through billions of archived webpage from podcasts to books, old tomes, etc). Part of which is Open Library, where you can borrow books for 14 days digitally (sign up is free).

PLOS Journal (search thousands of published peer reviewed scientific journals, eg genomic studies of PH populations etc.)

If you have Google account:

Google Scholar (allow you find 'scholarly' articles and pdf's versus trying to sift thru a regular Google search)

Google Books (allow you to own MANY digitized books including many historical PH dictionaries, previews of PH hist. books etc.)

Historical dictionaries in Google Books (or elsewhere):

Delos Santos Tagalog Dictionary (1794, orig. 1703)

Noceda and Sanlucar's Tagalog Dictionary (1860, orig. 1754)

Bergano's Kapampangan Dictionary (1860, orig. 1732)

Carro's Ilocano Dictionary (1849, second ed. 1793)

[Cosgaya's Pangasinan Dictionary (1865, orig. ~1720's)](https://quod.lib.umich.edu/p/philamer/AQL8785.0001.001/4?rgn=full+text;vi

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Saan puwedeng makapag-aral ng regional languages?

Gusto ko po sanang mag-aral ng Cebuano o kaya’y Hiligaynon para sa aking graduate degree requirements. Mayroon bang institution na nagbibigay ng certification/number of hours? Salamat sa sasagot.

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LOOKING FOR ILONGGO/HILIGAYNON SPEAKERS

Hello! I'm looking for people who can speak Ilonggo (it's for a project about dialects)

my group has to gather 10 words and 10 sentenced in Ilonggo πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ then have them translated into Filipino qwq

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We are looking for more moderators! Please apply if you are interested in moderating and you: live in a European time zone (especially France or the UK); live in the Philippines or speak Tagalog; identify as a person of color; and/or graphic design is your passion

The /r/rupaulsdragrace mod team and is looking to expand! In the new year we'll be hosting discussions for Drag Race Season 14, Drag Race Philippines, Drag Den, Drag Race France, and many many more forthcoming seasons, and we need YOU to join us to help out!

We are especially interested in finding users who:

  • Have experience with graphic design. With so many new seasons of so many versions of drag race happening, our team is struggling to keep up with the demand of keeping our sub designs updated to current seasons without overworking our graphic designers. If you know a thing or two about designing assets in photoshop, it would GREATLY improve your chances of being taken on!

  • Live in the Philippines or speak Tagalog, Cebuano, Ilocano, Hiligaynon, or any other language you think will be useful for moderating discussions in /r/DragRacePhilippines

  • Live in a European time zone, especially if you live specifically in the UK or France or speak French, as we need mods for /r/rpdr_UK and /r/DragRaceFrance

  • Identify as a person of color, regardless of whether you fit any of the other criteria we are looking for. In the past we have avoided a call specifically looking for POC mods because the BIPOC members of our mod team had concerns about tokenizing and didn't want to pressure new members of the team to divulge any personal information they weren't comfortable sharing, but the sentiment has changed. And given that the last few rounds of mod applications focused on hiring mods for Drag Race Canada, Drag Race EspaΓ±a, Drag Race Holland, Drag Race Italy, and Drag Race UK, we feel it's time to ask for POC applicants in order to maintain a racially diverse team.

We are endeavoring to always expand and increase the diversity of our mod team to ensure the difficult discussions raised by the show are moderated by people who understand the full cultural context in which these discussions are being held.

Note: if you've applied before and are still interested, please apply again!

#DO NOT APPLY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE EXPOSED TO SPOILERS!


If you want to join the mod team of /r/RuPaulsDragRace then you must be:

  1. Active in the RPDR community
  2. Consistently on Reddit (If you often go days or weeks at a time without checking reddit, you can’t be an active moderator.)
  3. Willing to read show spoilers
  4. Able to contribute a couple of hours a week to moderating, especially during and immediately after show times
  5. Using an account that is at least
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What exactly are 'real' and 'unreal' aspects w/ respect to Hiligaynon/Ilonggo?

So I was reading the wikipedia page for Hiligaynon (link), and in the grammar section it shows that verbs are inflected for real and unreal aspects. At first I thought they were referring to irrealis and realis moods, but then I realized that the chart they used already distinguished moods that would've been covered by irrealis mood. So what exactly are real and unreal aspects?

Thanks in advance!

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Unreached People Group of the Week - Maguindanao in Philippines

Sitting in my in laws house, my FIL thinks sleeping past 7 is bad, so I got up early and am working on this and pretending to be asleep bc I think its funny to mess with him and pretend to sleep till 10-1030. Not sure how the rest of this prank will end but YOLO! Hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas! Meet the Maguindanao in Philippines!

Region: Philippines, Bangsamoro, Maguindanao

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Index Ranking (Urgency): 90

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Climate: The Philippines has a tropical maritime climate that is usually hot and humid. There are three seasons: a hot dry season or summer from March to May; a rainy season from June to November; and a cool dry season from December to February. The southwest monsoon lasts from May to October, and the northeast monsoon from November to April. Temperatures usually range from 21Β Β°C (70Β Β°F) to 32Β Β°C (90Β Β°F). The coolest month is January; the warmest is May.

The average yearly temperature is around 26.6Β Β°C (79.9Β Β°F). In considering temperature, location in terms of latitude and longitude is not a significant factor, and temperatures at sea level tend to be in the same range. Altitude usually has more of an impact. The average annual temperature of Baguio at an elevation of 1,500 meters (4,900Β ft) above sea level is 18.3Β Β°C (64.9Β Β°F), making it a popular destination during hot summers. Annual rainfall measures as much as 5,000 millimeters (200Β in) in the mountainous east coast section but less than 1,000 millimeters (39Β in) in some of the sheltered valleys.

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Terrain: The Philippines is an archipelago composed of about 7,640 islands, covering a total area, including inland bodies of water, of around 300,000 square kilometers (115,831Β sqΒ mi). The country has many mountains, rivers, and volcanoes. The highest mountain is Mount Apo. It measures up to 2,954 meters (9,692Β ft) above sea level and is located on the island of Mindanao. The longest river is the Cagayan River in northern Luzon, measuring about 520 kilometers (320Β mi). Manila Bay, upon the shore of which the capital city of Manila lies, is connected to Laguna de Bay, the largest lake in the Philippines, by the Pasig River. Situated on the western fringes of the Pacific Ring of Fire, the Philippines experiences frequent s

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Oh, so you're a Linguist? Name every language

!XΓ³Γ΅ !Xun (Ekoka) //Ani /Xam A-Pucikwar A-Pucikwar Aari Aariya AasΓ‘x Abau Abaza Abenaki (Western) Abidji AbipΓ³n AbipΓ³n Abkhaz Abui Abun Acaxee Acehnese Achagua Achang AchΓ© AchΓ­ Acholi Achuar Achumawi Acoma AcroΓ‘ Adai Adamorobe Sign Language Adang Adioukrou Adithinngithigh Adjuvilo Adyghe (Abzakh) Adyghe (Shapsugh) Adyghe (Temirgoy) Adynyamathanha Adzera Aekyom Aequian Afrihili Afrikaans Agarabi Agavotaguerra Aghem Aghu Aghu Tharnggala Aghul Agta (Central) Agta (Dupaningan) Aguacatec Aguaruna Ahom Ahtna AikanΓ‘ Ainu Aizi Aja Ajagbe Ajawa AjiΓ« Aka Aka-Bea Aka-Biada Aka-Bo Aka-Cari Aka-Cari Aka-Jeru Aka-Kede Aka-Kede Aka-Kol Aka-Kora Akan Akar-Bale Akawaio Akha Akhvakh Akkadian Akkala Sami Aklanon Akwa Ala'ala Alabama Alagwa Alamblak Alanic Alas Alawa Albanian Aleut Aleut (Eastern) Algonquin Alladian Allentiac Alngith Alsatian Alsea Alsea Altai (Southern) Alune Alutiiq Alutor Alyawarra Ama Amahuaca Amanab AmanayΓ© Amara Amarakaeri Ambae (Lolovoli Northeast) Ambai Ambulas Amdo Amdo (Themchen) Amele American Sign Language Amharic Amis Ammonite Amo Ampeeli Amuesha Amuzgo Anamuxra Ancient Cappadocian Ancient Macedonian Andi Andoa Andoke Andoquero Anejom AnΓͺm Angaataha Angami Angas Anggor Angolar Anguthimri Anindilyakwa Anong Antrim dialect, Irish Anufo Anyi Anywa Ao Apache (Chiricahua) Apache (Jicarilla) Apache (Western) Apalachee ApalaΓ­ Apatani ApiakΓ‘ ApinayΓ© ApurinΓ£ Arabana Arabela Arabic (Bahrain) Arabic (Bani-Hassan) Arabic (Beirut) Arabic (Borno Nigerian) Arabic (Chadian) Arabic (Eastern Libyan) Arabic (Egyptian) Arabic (Gulf) Arabic (Hijazi) Arabic (Iraqi) Arabic (Kormakiti) Arabic (Kuwaiti) Arabic (Lebanese) Arabic (Modern Standard) Arabic (Moroccan) Arabic (Negev) Arabic (North Levantine Spoken) Arabic (Palestinian) Arabic (San'ani) Arabic (Syrian) Arabic (Tunisian) Arakanese (Marma) Araki Aralle-Tabulahan Arandai Araona Arapaho Arapesh (Abu) Arapesh (Mountain) AravirΓ‘ Arawak Arbore Arcaicam Esperantom Archi Are'are Areba Aribwatsa Aribwatsa Aribwatsa Arikara Arikem Arin Armenian (Eastern) Armenian (Iranian) Armenian (Western) Arop-Lokep Arosi Arrernte Arrernte (Mparntwe) Arrernte (Western) Arritinngithigh AruΓ‘ Asmat Assamese Assan Asturian AsurinΓ­ AtacameΓ±o Atakapa Atakapa Atampaya Atayal Atchin Athpare Atikamekw Atlantean Atsugewi Atsugewi Attempto Controlled English Au Aulua Auregnais Auslan Auyana Avar Avatime Avestan Avikam Avokaya Awa Awa Pit Awabakal Awadhi Awngi Awtuw Awyi Ayabadhu Ayiwo Aymara (Central) Aynu AyomΓ‘n Ayoreo Azari (Iranian) Azerbaijan

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitkatty0309
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk2ec
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTreelo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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Seeking native Hiligaynon speakers to serve as language proficiency testers

The American Council on the Teaching of Foreign Languages (ACTFL) is looking for native Hiligaynon speakers to serve as part-time language proficiency testers. You must be based in the U.S., have valid work permission in the U.S., and attend one in-person training session, with all expenses paid by ACTFL.

At the in-person training, you’d learn how to use a rating scale of speaking proficiency. Then, once someone needs to be rated, you’d talk on the phone with someone who is learning Hiligaynon and determine that person’s speaking rating. We don’t expect you’d have more than a few of these appointments per month, with each lasting about 30 minutes.

Attending an ACTFL language proficiency tester training is an opportunity to support learners of your native language, meet language professionals, and become involved in the work of a highly recognized foreign language association. There is payment available for undergoing this training; in addition, certified language testers are paid per test conducted.

Go to the application at https://www.actfl.org/professional-development/training-certification/ilr-opi-candidate-application for more information.

ACTFL is a US-based nonprofit organization dedicated to the improvement and expansion of the teaching and learning of all languages at all levels of instruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACTFL
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