A list of puns related to "Hi Standard"
He suspected one of the congregants may have stolen the bike but he didn't want to falsely accuse anyone. He decided to go to a local rabbi for advice. The rabbi advised the priest to give the next sermon about the 10 Commandments and when he gets to "thou shall not steal", look around to see if anyone is nervous.
A week later the rabbi sees the priest on his bike. The rabbi said "So I see that my advice worked out as intended". The priest replied "actually I didn't need to go through all of them. When I got to "thou shall not commit adultery", I suddenly remembered where I put my bike.
By a man called "Ray Flection" who apparently keeps following him around the house and copying everything he does.
Daughter is incandescent with indignation that he HAS to know its just a mirror - but with 3% of her wondering if her Dad is just really an idiot.
Dad work done for the day.
(In case you were looking for someone with hi standards.)
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