A list of puns related to "Help Me Help You (song)"
I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:
You can grow your own way
-or-
Don't grow so close to me
Any help?
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
So she loves cooking and decided to make this spicy chicken soup that you put over rice. So I'm eating and she asks
Her "how do like it"
Me "its really good"
Her "I tried something different with the broth what do you think?"
Me "I like it, its just a good thing you didn't have anyone helping you"
Her "what why?
Me "because too many cooks could spoil the broth"
I then continued to sing it and she hates me and the song/video.
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