Helen Cherry Puns

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I’ve been thinking about this a lot thanks to a fellow player of mine, and I want bring it to the general public! What smell(s) would you associate with your current/recent D&D character(s)? I’ll put mine as an example!

Allura Lovesong (Triton bard/warlock) - coconut, hibiscus, seaweed, and ocean air.

Gretta (half orc fighter/bard) - black coffee, ale, fresh baked pretzels, and pine.

Helene Asteria (human wizard) - linen, strong tea, new books, and lilac.

Herb Greenleaf (Dragonborn druid) - honey, dirt, weed, and lavender.

Maevis Smolderbeard (dwarf cleric) - roses, candied cherry, hairspray, and red wine.

Pemi Kulanigone (Goliath barbarian) - leather, whiskey, a hint of cinnamon, and fresh fallen snow.

I think she's naturally funny and entertaining. I want her to win but even if she doesn't I feel like she'll go really far in the competition. I know we haven't seen all that she can do just yet but I feel like she's really talented. I've seen her live a few times and I've always really loved her performances. I think even after this competition is over she'll go far for sure.

Was I a bad person? Sometimes I did do things to get the attention of my parents, but I was only a child. A lonely bullied one. I may have had a short temper, but I didn't use it for evil. The junkie that dared even try touch my sister deserved the broken arm. I even paid my dues with the 3 months in juvie I got slammed in.  I don't deserve this. This fucking bullshit debt. How many more nights of this till I can pay my classes.

Max sat numbly on a metal foldable chair. The area long since dead of the booming audience that once yelled from their rows of seats. Under his boots was the sand of the makeshift arena the organizers set in place, his boss. Speaking of the sleazy scumbag.

"Oy! The fuck yah still doin' here boy! Event over." The man spoke as one of his call girls hovered by his side. The Christian definition of sloth couldn't be enough to describe him. A gluttonous man, with sausage fingers tightly clasped under a ring on every finger, he stood on italian leather shoes. The powdery sand barely holding under his weight as his feet sunk.

"It's the end of the week and I did my required quota of matches."

Max didn't say more. His bloodied knuckles already hurt enough from his latest match to bother with the extra details. He knew the fatty knows what he wants. What he earned through blood and sweat.

"Oh yeah, your check." he chuckled. Vibrations rippled off the fat folds of his meaty neck and body. With a yelp from the woman, he firmly squeezed her ass.

"Here you go. The amount you earned."

A coffee stained envelope was tossed upon Max's lap. Checking the contents as the boss fiddled with his plaything, he was furious to find not even 2/3 of the money promised.

"Where's the rest." He asked with clenched teeth. Almost grinding them in anger.

Semi angry himself with being taken out of his horny stupor, he looked back at Max's sight. Not with bravery, but with blinding greed.

"Still in the safe. You barely made a show of that match. The crowd was bored out their minds from just watching that pathetic display of fighting."

Max wanted to argue. Every bone in his body wished to sink his fist into that chubby face. What did he know about how to fight? Had be fought for his right to sit at the school lunch table? Did he disarm prisoners trying to stab him with a shank? Does he fight everyday in underground boxing arenas to live a second life in school? Constantly plagued by college debt? NO!

Max took a deep breath. His boss was already walki

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

No eating|slime|kinetic sand|magnetic balls|stop motion cooking|noisy reaction/comedy|marbles|<2 minute

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Contemporary:

1. The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood
2. You Had Me at Hola by Alexis Daria
3. The Road Trip by Beth O’Leary
4. The Casanova by TL Swan
5. The Takeover by TL Swan
6. The Stopover by TL Swan
7. Stolen Heir by Sophie Lark
8. The Wreckage of Us by Brittainy Cherry
9. Burn by Helen Hardt
10. When Stars Collide by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
11. Deity by Jennifer L. Armentrout
12. White Hot Kiss by Jennifer L. Armentrout
13. The Heart Principle by Helen Hoang
14. The Hating Game by Sally Thorne
15. In a Holidaze by Christina Lauren

Historical:

1. Drums of Autumn (Outlander 4) by Diana Gabaldon
2. To Love and to Loath by Martha Waters
3. The Redemption of Philip Thane by Lisa Berne
4. Because of Miss Bridgerton by Julia Quinn
5. Ten Things I Love About You by Julia Quinn
6. To Sir Phillip with Love by Julia Quinn
7. The Governess Game by Tessa Dare

YA:

1. Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor
2. Dreams of Gods and Monsters by Laini Taylor
3. How The King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories by Holly Black
4. The Red Scrolls of Magic by Cassandra Clare
5. Heartless by Marissa Meyer
6. Finding Audrey by Sophie Kinsella

Cheap paperbacks:

1. Everything and the Moon by Julia Quinn (£2)
2. Brighter than the Sun by Julia Quinn (£2)
3. The Switch by Beth O’Leary (£2)

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

But let me give it a shot.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

He’s the new temp.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.