TIL the Vikings believed that a giant goat named Heiðrún, whose udders provided an endless supply of beer, awaited them in Valhalla upon their death beergenie.co.uk/beer-fact…
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Heiðrún the NorrTroll - OOAK artdoll
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Heiðrún by Alex Nice
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A compilation of Edda Heiðrún's career youtube.com/watch?v=UhS6B…
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Heiðrún Sigurðardóttir
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Edda Heiðrún Backman er látin. visir.is/edda-heidrun-bac…
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The Vikings believed that in Valhalla there was a goat named Heiðrún which produced an endless amount of mead instead of milk en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hei…
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In Norse mythology, an endless flow of mead in Valhalla is produced from the udder of the goat Heiðrún en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hei…
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

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Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...

..... Will get a reward.

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I'd ruther not say
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Rational
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Why are elevator jokes so good

Because they work on many levels

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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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If Apple made a car what would it be missing?

Windows

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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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"ground" the kid
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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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Proud dad moment.

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

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Well there goes his reproductive fitness...
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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the... Bottom...

(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)

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Gottemm
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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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so many choices
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Well that didn't cross my mind
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He knows too much
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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today." Concerned, she asked, "Which doctor?"

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

it's Hans free now..

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where do pirates get their hooks?

second hand stores!

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Argon enters a bar, the bartender says “We don’t serve noble gases here.”

Argon does not react.

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I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
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My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

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3.14159265387279 snek
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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

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Rock bottom
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