A list of puns related to "Hard soap"
Preparing to make some soap from scratch:
Me: "What do you want for a smell?"
Wife: "Lavender wasn't very powerful last time, so not that."
Me: "We did add a lot, too."
Wife: "Yeah, it didn't make sense."
I was lathering him with soap...
Mom: "make sure and get his tail" Me: "I already did" Mom: "oh really? Its hard to tail"
Her staring at me with the dad smirk til I laughed.
Never have I been a more proud son. Thanks for being a great dad, Mom!
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