Did you know Hannibal Lecter has a brother who’s even more evil and sadistic?

His name is Bilka... Bilka Lecter.

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What do you get when you cross Hannibal Lectar and Pamela Anderson

Dinner At Hooters

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Hannibal Lectern
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"hello, thank you for calling Hannibal's..."

We de-Liver

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Hannibal Lecter

You can cook as well as Hannibal Lecter, but it's expensive.

It'll cost you an arm and a leg.

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The Romans didn’t think Hannibal would attack them alone

But he had the gaul.

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What is Hannibal's preferred choice of fruit?

A lecter-ine.

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What did Hannibal use to transport his army's equipment across the alps?

The elephant of supplies.

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Is a class on cannibalism

A Hannibal Lecture?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buddha0426
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Today's class

Me: What's today's Criminology class on?

Friend: Cannibals.

Me: (gasps) A Hannibal Lecture!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiftymcnoggin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What do you call a classroom lesson on serial killers?

A Hannibal Lecture!

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An American spy is in Soviet Russia, digging up information on a powerful Russian politician. He finds him in a bar, walks in dressed in Russian attire, pretending to be Russian. Everybody in the bar looks at him, but he keeps his cool. He orders a drink and walks to the politician...

"Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy."

The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"

He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.

"Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."

The man continues to keep his cool.

"I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!"

He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.

"Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician.

The spy smirks.

"But I still think you American spy."

The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed.

He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!"

The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest.

The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka.

After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.

In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy."

The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up.

"Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?"

The Russian politician replies, "There aren't many black people in Russia."

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What do you call it when a cannibal gives a presentation at a university?

A hannibal lecture.

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How do you say bad pun alert in roman?

Hannibal at the gates

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Did you see the new movie about the podium that eats people?

It's called "Hannibal Lectern."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2013
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At what piece of furniture does the Silence of the Lambs villain deliver his speeches?

A Hannibal Lectern

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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My dad told me this one when I was a kid

Once upon a time, there was a bull named Hannibal.

One day, he looked to the adjacent field, seperated by barbed wire, and saw a beautiful female cow grazing there. Naturally, being the show-off that he was, he decided to jump over the barbed wire fence to impress the lady. From that day onward, people just called him Hanni.

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