It was Chewie.
He's a Great Dane
Hans is literally the wurst.
My kick boxing lessons were finally useful
But he allows himself one carb a night.
Because its chewy
Divorce is strong with them
But then he stopped because it was chewy.
Harrison Fjord!
Because the last steak he ate was really Chewy.
She didn't want anyone to in-vader privacy.
Wookiee mistake.
The millenium fjalcon
My karate lessons finally paid off.
Because he always shoots first.
Then he would have been so low.
It was Chewy.
Done Done Done
Done Da-Done
Done Da-Done...
With credit to my seven year old, who tells this joke about 30 times a day.
I was asking cuz I don’t speak German…
I think I heard that it was tide
.....is not possible without the Receipt of the Jedi.
But she did lose a Han
It's totally Hans free now...
Many Hans lighten the load.
They could only produce a Solo child.
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
... keep reading on reddit ➡It's kept lukewarm
I guess German Shepards aren't such a dangerous breed after all!
It was chewy
It was Chewie
It was Chewie.
It was Chewie
It was chewie
Harrisen Fjord
It was Chewie.
Bob
It was chewie
Because it was Chewy
