I'd invite Terry to the Halloween party, but I think he'll be terryfied

I know, I know, that was Terryble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamSamG
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I wanted to buy the perfect Vincent Van Gogh costume for a Halloween party, but I couldn't find one.

They were all ear-regular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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This joke may need a little work... I was going to throw a costume party this Halloween...

But, I think everyone would come as surgeons.

This is the part that may need work...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I've been invited to a Halloween fancy dress party in town.

To brighten things up a bit, I'll be going as The Sun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.

"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"

A shepherds spy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I went to a Halloween party with my geometry teacher

Her costume was really squarey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Seems like a fungi to have at parties... Halloween parties.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Razabeth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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My aunt showed up to our Halloween party wearing ranch bottle costume. She was an hour late.

Her response: Sorry, I was getting dressed.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why didn't the Skeleton go to the Halloween Party?

He had no body to go with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatzombiemom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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For the office Halloween party this year, I’m going as a silent Bee.

I am planning to be subtle .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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We’ve all heard of the mushroom who gets invited to the party cause he’s a fungi, but what about the mushroom who stole all the halloween candy?

He had no morrels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legna-mirror
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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A guy went to a Halloween party wearing regular clothes with his girlfriend sitting on his shoulder.....

...the host said where's your costume? The guy said I'm wearing a costume - I'm a snail. The host said you're a snail? The guy said yes, a snail, and pointed to his girlfriend and said this is Michelle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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Who danced with the skeleton at the Halloween party?

No one. He had no body to dance with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johannes101001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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So, my youngest son was pestering me for candy at Party City one Halloween...

I gently told him "No" at least 6 times, and finally we were at the register. My wife was checking us out, and he asks again.

Me: "Son, if you ask for one more piece of candy, I'm going to go back in time and take away the candy you had yesterday."

He stopped asking.

My oldest son looks at me defiantly and says, "Okay, do it to me!"

{ thinks for a second }

Me: "Fine. Do you remember that Snickers bar you had yesterday?"

Oldest looks confused and says, "What?? I didn't have a Snickers bar yesterday!"

Me: "Exactly."

I pat him on the back as he processes, and we exit the store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denzien
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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I dressed up as a Soviet penis at a party last Halloween, but no one found it funny...

I was hoping the costume would have a more Commie-dick effect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twisted_Shogun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Halloween party sleeping arrangements

The previous weekend my college age daughter told me she had slept in her car after a party.

This weekend:

Me (dad): so did you sleep in your car again?

College age daughter: No, we were a lot more comfortable than that. We slept indoors.

Me: Seems like a door would be a lot less comfortable than a car!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2013
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Once during a Halloween pool party I pushed a kid in a ghost costume into the pool, and he wouldn't stop crying.

He was the real wet blanket of the party.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Where do ghosts go to party on Halloween?

Anywhere that they can get sheet faced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smilesmofkdavis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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Not so much a "joke" but I think it fits. Decorating for a Halloween Party

We have a minifridge we stocked with beer for the party, and I put a sign on the fridge that says "BOO-ze"

My roommate just shook his head and walked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walkingcarpet23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2015
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My dad was at a halloween party last night with a guy dressed up as Waldo.

Every single time he saw him he yelled out "FOUND HIM!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/husseyjake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts to go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GButton02
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?

It had no body to dance with!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taylordprints
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2017
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Why did the skeleton skip the Halloween party?

He had nobody to go with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irfan318
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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