Hall Pass Puns

So there were these two high schoolers, both madly in love. they were like the most well known couple around the school. so a couple months go by after they've began dating and they both see a flier in the hallway. it talks about the up coming school dance which is taking place next week. so naturally, the guy asks the girl to come with him. she says yes and the planing begins. he gets home that night and surfs the entire web for a relatively cheap limo company with still have decent amenities. after ordering that, he heads off to the local tailor and gets a suit made for in his girlfriends favourite colour, blue. then the week passes and he preparing to go and pick her up, so he picks up the flowers he bought her earlier that day and heads out to the now parked limo. he gets in and orders the driver to her house. he gets there and gives her the flowers. they go out for dinner at a very fancy place, him paying for everything. they both finally get to the school hall and head in to see all their friends. they have a wonderful night, dancing, having photos taken, they both really just enjoyed themselves. they even got elected prom king and queen! so the night is coming to an end and they both decide to sit down and have a rest. the girls feeling a bit thirsty so the guy heads over to the refreshments table to get her a drink. it's pretty quite there as in this joke, there isnt a punchline. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So today a had test and I saw my teacher passing by in the hall, I asked him "Is the test hard?", he said "No, it's flimsy", he walked away laughing his ass off

I was passing through the halls of my workplace past the storage room when a guy from finance comes out with a cart full of paper. He said to me,

Him: "Hey Tim."

Me: "Hey, how's it going?"

Him: "I'm good," he motions to his paper filled cart, "just pushing paper.."

I got a good chuckle out of that. That dude always has the jokes.

Had a dad-spotting while walking through the empty hall at school a few minutes ago. A small object rolled out of a door further down the hall followed closely by a stooped over middle-aged professor chasing after it. He nabbed it up just as I was passing by and looked up at me to say, "I've got to get out of here. I'm losing my marbles."

He then laughed to himself and quickly ducked back into the classroom.

I was walking through a hall with my boyfriend when we passed a drinking fountain. I was thirsty so I tried to take a drink but nothing came out. I then noticed a sign on it that said "out of order."

My boyfriend commented "it shouldn't be out of water, the sign says it's only out of order!"