HORSE (poker) Puns

A list of puns related to "HORSE (poker)"

If horses would play cards, what kind of games would they play?

5-card stud or stirrup poker?

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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My sister asked my pop to pass the seafood at the dinner table.

I have a scrawny, little, younger sister and we always have a seafood buffet for Christmas dinner.

Sister: "Hey, dad can you pass me the shrimp and I want some mussels too please?"

Dad: "Here's the shrimp, for mussels you're gonna have to go to a gym and do some exercising" [continues eating his food without ever passing the mussels]

Sister: "Hey, dad....."

Pops: "Hay is for horses, this is seafood."

This was especially funny due to the fact that he kept a poker face the entire time and never made eye contact with my sister, being completely serious and never cracking a smile. These exchanges happen at least 7X a day.

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👤︎ u/konvictkarl
📅︎ Dec 30 2013
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