Grow (company) Puns

A list of puns related to "Grow (company)"

"Where the heck have you been for the last 2 hours?"

"I went to have my hair cut."

"But ! You're on company time."

"Well, my hair grows on company time."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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Uncle was the joker growing up.

Gave me hundreds. Really remember this gem the best. He asks: How far can you walk into the woods? Me: as much as you want? He: No. Halfway. The other half is walking out. Followed by him walking away saying damn this boy is stupid. Better get him a helmet! (He was an engineer and I outscored him and his friends on a company IQ test at 12 so he joked).

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👤︎ u/changedit
📅︎ Feb 02 2014
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I finally decided to purchase stock in cannabis.

The company is really growing.

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👤︎ u/casimir1978
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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