Greek love Puns

A list of puns related to "Greek love"

What do you call a Greek love song?

An Aphro-ditty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dawnguardian286
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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How do astronauts say sorry?

They APOLLOgise!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkgod69420lol
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What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?

Arisotto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matt_read
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What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?

Troglodite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it
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What do you call a Greek person who loves classical music?

A Bach lova!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Senior-Esponce
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?

Because Dawn is tough on Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerniceHeath
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2022
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The teacher complained how slow my son is in writing his notes.

I backed my son and said, " I know he's slow, but I also know he is a genius. He is my ARISTURTLE!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nchip_select
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2022
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Old Gold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Aitch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Make an entire Q of these.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Lily's fatal Greek mythology school play.

Lily liked Greek mythology a lot. Her favorite character was the titaness Rhea. She loved the story about her outsmarting Cronus with a stone in order to get her children back. She loved it so much in fact, that for the sake or realism, she decided to eat some rocks too for the upcoming school play she took part in! But, very soon after going onto the stage, poor Lily started convulsing on the floor. It was a poor decision to eat the stones. She knew that. But at least, she could die a Rhea.

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I am so, so sorry. Please forgive me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrotherTausil
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Cupid is always seen using a bow

Because in Greek, the goddess of love had Eros

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingofthewildducks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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