The World's Greatest Pun

A man wanted to do something nice for ten of his friends. So he wrote a pun for each one hoping it would cheer them up. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VernonnonreV
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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the greatest pun of all time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweKrieg
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One of the greatest puns I've ever read on Reddit. i.reddituploads.com/7cf4f…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biomy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2016
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My Greatest Pun So Far

I was with a friend in the mall, we wandered into one of those stores where they have cute Japan-ized versions of everything. We were looking at some overly cute plush round pillow-esque versions of Spongebob, Dora the Explorer, and Spiderman.

My friend picks up Dora the Explorer and says "Man, she's not supposed to be round, what is this?" I instantly came back with "Come on man, it's a-Dora-ball."

I was so proud I've been telling everyone and I figured you guys would appreciate it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gimpster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2012
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Top 15 Greatest Puns of All Time youtube.com/watch?v=AQnMO…
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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I went to a job interview today and the interviewer asked me "what is your greatest weakness?". I said "I am too honest"

He said "I don't think that's a weakness"

"Well I don't give a f* what you think"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Not the greatest,brought out a chuckle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AM10_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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What is the greatest goal for a cow?

To become outstanding in their field.

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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Who was the greatest hero of WW2?

Adolph Hitler. He killed Hitler!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I hadn’t used my main in around a year but had a reason to burro back in my post history... I had forgotten about this, and I don’t mean to brag but this is the single greatest post I’ve ever made on reddit.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What is the world's greatest and most unsuspecting salad dressing?

A Cheeseburger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thoughts-persist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What was the shy pebbles' greatest aspiration?

To be a little boulder

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Saying Tom Brady is the greatest football player in history isn’t just a hyperbole...

It’s a superbole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I'm going to share with you the greatest secret for always being on time

Just WATCH

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Yo! Did you know the greatest rapper ever was Jewish?

Dr. Dre-idel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drogers5606
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Which dictator has the greatest passion for food?

Fidel Gastro.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blan_Uator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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The greatest baseball player ever was a guy named Hugh McBealy, and he was most famous for every single time he came to the plate knocking the ball high over right field and into the stands.

He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.

He earned the nickname β€œthe machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.

And the day he retired a reporter asked him β€œHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”

Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. β€œWhat do you mean?” He said.

The reporter clarified β€œliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”

Hugh looked dejected and disappointed β€œyeah, my greatest failure...”

β€œWhat do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.

Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.

β€œI’ve been aiming left this whole time”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frnklfrwsr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.

He knows the last digit of Pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I’ve been working on my thesis that Swiss cheese is the greatest of all cheese.

But my proctor keeps finding holes in it.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Beethoven was deafinetly one of the greatest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/binaryhorse
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What's the greatest cheese of all time?

Goat cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IH8KICKFLIPS
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I bestow upon you my greatest creation
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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There was an old hermit who lived in a cave and walked a lot, but didn't have shoes. He also didn't have the greatest health and had really bad breath. They called him the:

Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Plagued with Halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l8rry394
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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So if GOAT stands for "Greatest of all time" what does HUMAN stand for?

Anything that they don't want to sit or lay down for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burnerphonedotexe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What's a pirate's greatest fear on the first date?

A sunken chest with no booty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.

That's my pint of view, anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScurvyDog509
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Who does a Muslim ask when he forgets about the greatest Mughal Emperor?

#Allah-Who-Akbar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siddharths067
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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This is hands down the greatest sign I’ve ever seen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevengilbert611
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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One of the greatest NBA teams of all time, the 98 Chicago Bowls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/benabramowitz18
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Being too humble is my greatest meekness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skeezix55
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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A collection of the greatest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayxox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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An architect friend of mine keeps going on and on and on about how he has designed the greatest skyscraper of all time.

But I think he's built it up too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastlyGod1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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The bible is the greatest story ever told.

And to hell with anyone who doesn’t believe me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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A flat-earther’s greatest fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youngdoorstop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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If I’m being subjective, the greatest sci-fi series of all time is Dr. Who.

If I’m being objective, it’s Dr. Whom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Canadians make some of the greatest karate instructors.

It makes Sensei

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arthritictongue
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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A horse walks into a bar with a maths problem that says 'If a shape has a width twice the size of its length, which is the greatest in size?'

The barman says 'y, the long face'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Just finished a book about the greatest basement to ever exist

It was a best cellar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bermobaron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Pandemic jokes are the greatest!

They spread like crazy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Drunken_Whale
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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An old man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid, "the greatest in the world!" "You can hear a pin drop."

Friend: Wow! What kind is it?

Old man: quarter past 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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One of the greatest leaders of our time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zwonch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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The greatest air force to ever exist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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He was the greatest philosopher of the canine community.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I met the world’s greatest security guard the other day. When I asked him the secret, he said it was all in his name.

Barry R.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DenialTwister
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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