Greatest Cheese Puns

A list of puns related to "Greatest Cheese"

I’ve been working on my thesis that Swiss cheese is the greatest of all cheese.

But my proctor keeps finding holes in it.

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👤︎ u/Basic_Representative
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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What's the greatest cheese of all time?

Goat cheese

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👤︎ u/IH8KICKFLIPS
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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A man enters a cheese shop

"Welcome to the towns greatest cheese shop. We have all that you might want. So, what will it be?" asks the clerk.

"Nacho cheese" responds the man

Suddenly angry, the clerk shouts at the man: "Then why the fuck are you here!"

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👤︎ u/SirAchesis
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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