A list of puns related to "Grand Declaration of War"
If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia
I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.
I said, โPlease donโt go, honey. Youโre the Obi-Wan for me.โ
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
Did you know the temperature of a Bacta tank is lukewarm?
Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.
Harrison Fjord.
Divorce is strong with this one.
They couldn't pull it together.
Yihad!
My wife just tells me which ones to wear.
Chewtobacca
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Now they can Scandinavian!
โYemenโ
The chess-nut.
It was huge. People were lined up for blocks.
For the Confederacy, it all went South from there
Student: โFalse. It was written in ink.โ
Let Me Think About It
6 couldn't believe it. 7 had finally gone off the deep end. 7 had long offended 6. A repeat 6 offender if you will. But this was unforgivable. 9 was his best friend. How could he do this to his best friend? How could it be that 7 ate 9?
6, filled with fury, called his friends 2 and 4. They would get even. 10 was the best friend of 7 you see. 2, 4 and 6 ate 10 to get even. They then began plotting further revenge, but 7 acted first. He gathered 1, 3 and 5 together to take down 6.
Realizing that the odds were against them, 2, 4 and 6 retreated. Their only option was to turn to 12 who had twice the resources 6 had. 7 couldn't follow.
12 quickly called 3 to find out what the root of 7's attack on 9. 3 wasn't sure. He had only supported 7 because of a long standing friendship. But 3 promised to get to the root cause.
Meanwhile, 7's scheming was not yet done. 12 was powerful, but there was one who could reverse his decision to harbor 6. If he could just convince 21, nicknamed blackjack, to reverse 12's decision, it would all be over.
Three times 7 went to 21's compound. On the third try he was able to get through. After explaining that 6 had masterminded the elimination of 10, a grand meeting of the numbers was called.
Both 6 and 7 argued over the whole thing. 13 had the unlucky task of adjudicating the meeting. Each time 13 made an argument, 6 and 7 would add to it by shouting over each other.
Finally, 21 had had enough. "7, why did you eat 9"
7 responded "I just wanted to get 3 square meals." 21 had 7 eliminated for initiating the battle and 6 jailed for masterminding 10's death. And the war was over.
They are "not c".
His mid-life crisis.
When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.
Turns out he was a fibber nazi.
My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."
I've never been so proud.
It was his un-due-ing.
They renamed it the decoration of independence.
Because after the revolutionary war, the freed United States told Britain defiantly, "We're getting rid of you".
The last re-post
My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .
(Lewis) Hamilton
Stirling (Moss)
Ayr Town Centre!!!
I immediately interjected, "Wait: Are you saying dad is a cereal offenderโฝ"
... โSoloโ would win Hans down.
(Iโm sure thatโs been done before but itโs new to me. Sorry if thatโs the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really โdownโ either. Shucks)
an army of clones of the most hated celebrities attack hollywood.
Remaking due to spelling error.
Youโre pulling my leg.
People were lined up for blocks
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