Did you know that Olive branch is a symbol of peace. People were using olive branch during the history to declare truce by giving it to their enemies

If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia

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Disney just announced a Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover

I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.

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My husband says he is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.

I said, โ€œPlease donโ€™t go, honey. Youโ€™re the Obi-Wan for me.โ€

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Today someone bought our department a box of donuts and some lotto tickets. The potential grand prize was $3,000, in which my boss exclaimed "Well that isn't enough to retire".

I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.

The physical pain on his face was priceless.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Megaman_90
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In honor of Star Wars Day (May The Fourth), hereโ€™s a themed dad joke!

Did you know the temperature of a Bacta tank is lukewarm?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dusk118
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Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .

Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.

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Who stared as Han Solo in the Scandinavian remake of Star Wars?

Harrison Fjord.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rufusjivefunk
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I've never seen star wars. Are these the names of the characters? reddit.com/gallery/ku5asv
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My spouse left me because of my obsession with Star Wars.

Divorce is strong with this one.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jfshay
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Did you hear about the team that lost in tug of war?

They couldn't pull it together.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/iceberger3
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What do you call it when a cowboy declares holy war?

Yihad!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rodlenzen2
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After 30 years of marriage, I can both proudly and firmly declare that I still wear the pants in my family...

My wife just tells me which ones to wear.

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What is the name of the big hairy guy in a redneck Star Wars remake?

Chewtobacca

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Chromaseveral
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?

At the bottom

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.

Now they can Scandinavian!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ValkornDoA
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โ€œSo, the US is pulling out of the war right? Like, we donโ€™t care about their fighting anymore?โ€

โ€œYemenโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LantzInSpace
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Which is the grand master of nuts?

The chess-nut.

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Did you hear about the grand reopening of the Lego Store?

It was huge. People were lined up for blocks.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AnAverageParodist
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Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War

For the Confederacy, it all went South from there

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Teacher: โ€œTrue or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.โ€

Student: โ€œFalse. It was written in ink.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RobRoy333
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I was just asked about the name of the song written by Ida Corr and Fedde Le Grand

Let Me Think About It

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Josh2807
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Number wars, a dad joke story.

6 couldn't believe it. 7 had finally gone off the deep end. 7 had long offended 6. A repeat 6 offender if you will. But this was unforgivable. 9 was his best friend. How could he do this to his best friend? How could it be that 7 ate 9?

6, filled with fury, called his friends 2 and 4. They would get even. 10 was the best friend of 7 you see. 2, 4 and 6 ate 10 to get even. They then began plotting further revenge, but 7 acted first. He gathered 1, 3 and 5 together to take down 6.

Realizing that the odds were against them, 2, 4 and 6 retreated. Their only option was to turn to 12 who had twice the resources 6 had. 7 couldn't follow.

12 quickly called 3 to find out what the root of 7's attack on 9. 3 wasn't sure. He had only supported 7 because of a long standing friendship. But 3 promised to get to the root cause.

Meanwhile, 7's scheming was not yet done. 12 was powerful, but there was one who could reverse his decision to harbor 6. If he could just convince 21, nicknamed blackjack, to reverse 12's decision, it would all be over.

Three times 7 went to 21's compound. On the third try he was able to get through. After explaining that 6 had masterminded the elimination of 10, a grand meeting of the numbers was called.

Both 6 and 7 argued over the whole thing. 13 had the unlucky task of adjudicating the meeting. Each time 13 made an argument, 6 and 7 would add to it by shouting over each other.

Finally, 21 had had enough. "7, why did you eat 9"

7 responded "I just wanted to get 3 square meals." 21 had 7 eliminated for initiating the battle and 6 jailed for masterminding 10's death. And the war was over.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Calthropstu
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All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?

They are "not c".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ultraguardrail
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What does Larry King call the War of 1812?

His mid-life crisis.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bananafishandblow
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A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him

When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.

Turns out he was a fibber nazi.

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Casualty of War
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tblaine4
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I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.

My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."

I've never been so proud.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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My friend declared bankruptcy and disappeared to get rid of all his bills...

It was his un-due-ing.

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I heard they put the declaration of independence in a museum,

They renamed it the decoration of independence.

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Why is it spelled "Color" in the US but "Colour" in Britain?

Because after the revolutionary war, the freed United States told Britain defiantly, "We're getting rid of you".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kingdomgamer2019
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What will be played at remembrance of the Internet Wars?

The last re-post

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After I joined the army, I served in a furious war of Iraq , when we came home, I was sent to jail, I don't understand why......

My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .

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Can you name 3 places in Scotland that are also the names of Grand Prix winning racing drivers?
  1. (Lewis) Hamilton

  2. Stirling (Moss)

  3. Ayr Town Centre!!!

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Was discussing groceries with my parents earlier tonight when my mom declared (of my dad), "he buys cereal then never eats it!"

I immediately interjected, "Wait: Are you saying dad is a cereal offenderโ€ฝ"

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In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...

... โ€˜Soloโ€™ would win Hans down.

(Iโ€™m sure thatโ€™s been done before but itโ€™s new to me. Sorry if thatโ€™s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really โ€œdownโ€ either. Shucks)

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Sneak preview of new atar wars plot

an army of clones of the most hated celebrities attack hollywood.

Remaking due to spelling error.

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Are you kidding with me? You canโ€™t honestly be this bad at tug of wars.

Youโ€™re pulling my leg.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RichNCrispy
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Did you hear about the crowds at the grand opening of the new Lego store?

People were lined up for blocks

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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