He works in the crust station.
Edit: thanks so much for the awards and upvotes! You're all shrimply the best.
"Make me one with everything."
Yes, Iβd prefer they wear glasses.
His jokes were terrible but his delivery was spectacular.
Something about delivery the screwing up.
A big D inner box
Grandpa: "You know the p'zone from pizza hut?"
Me: "Yeah, Why?"
Grandpa:"What do you get if they create a lasagna?...... P'asagna!"
Pizza HUT!
Going out for pizza hut. brb in an hour
So my mom brought up that she's been seeing Papa John's commercials for their garlic knots, and how they now have cinnamon knots too. I said we should try them next time we have pizza, when dad hit us with this: "Let's get knotty!!" I haven't laughed that hard at the dining table in a very long time.
