A list of puns related to "Gonzaga Bulldogs men's basketball"
You thought it was just the National Championship Game didn't you? Oh, how optimistic you were. Gonzaga and failure have been best buddies since their conception. Let us begin.
Late 1960s - For most of it's life Gonzaga has been one of the biggest punching bags in College Basketball. They play in the Big Sky conference where the chances of making the Big Dance are next to zero. But the team is ultimately a dumpster fire during this time, finishing the rest of the 60s with losing seasons. The fans enjoy terrible on-court play and incompetent coaching.
1972 - Your next head coach is Adrian Buonchristiani. You live in the basement feeding off of the rats.
mid-late 1970s - The team continues to be garbage for an eternity. There is no hope for Gonzaga basketball.
1978 - This time you bring in a promising new head coach in Dan Fitzgerald. Hopefully you'll get better after a while.
1981 - Wow! A 19-6 record! Unfortunately you don't come close to making the tournament. And Fitzgerald decides to take off after 3 years. Shit.
1982 - New head coach Jay Hillock leads you back into the clutching arms of mediocrity.
early-mid 1980s - The team is still widely mediocre. There is once again no more hope for the Bulldogs.
1985 offseason - You know what? Let's bring back Dan Fitzgerald! We were much better off under him!
late 1980s - Well, there is some progress. It appears that Fitzgerald is trying to get you on the right track with mixed success. Don't worry, you'll be in the big dance soon.
1990 - I spoke a tad too soon, you become a steaming pile of shit at 8-20 and become the laughing stock of the West Coast Conference. Big Dance? More like the Big Dance to Hell!
1992 - Holy shit, a 20-win season! Unfortunately it's still not good enough to make the tournament. You're getting there though...
1994 - A 22-win season this time! But it's STILL not good enough for the Big Dance. You unfortunately have to settle for the NIT. Could be worse I guess...
1995 - My god, you actually got into the NCAA Tournament for once? Only took ya 55 years...
1995 NCAA Tournament, First Round - Unfortunately you get massacred by Maryland in the opening round. What a grand debut, eh?
1996 - You win 21 games yet again! But you have to settle for the stupid NIT again. Damn it...
1997 - Dan Fitzgerald decides to call it quits after a mediocre 15-12 season. At least he got us on the right track?
1999 - In his second
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