I wish I could erase my debt every few years, and still get to keep all my airplanes and golden parachute packages.
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more golden parachutes for c-suite reddit.com/gallery/s48cwq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyDankseed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Dr. Anthony Fauci’s Golden Parachute Will Exceed $350,000 Per Year – The Largest In U.S. Federal Government History forbes.com/sites/adamandr…
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The McDonald’s CEO just returned a $105M golden parachute… why was it so big to begin with?

Why do CEOs get such big severance packages? What’s the benefit to the company?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theplushpairing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2021
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The golden parachute issue.

How does the collective work force bring an end to the ridiculousness that is the golden parachute? No other class of employee is rewarded for failure at the same level of work.

The last corporation I worked for is currently being sold and dismantled a few years after I left. The same year I left the CEO and CTO caused layoffs, profit loss and were "let go". Of course they each got two years compensation, two years of benefits and full vestment of all outstanding stock. Any other non executive employee would have simply been shown the door. I hate that they got rewarded for destroying a company and for the loss of jobs of so many of my friends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/renothedog
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2022
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Corie - What did you expect to happen? You reap what you sow, especially when you announce to Investors three days before BF that Employees aren't allowed to stop Shoplifters. Hopefully the Board of Directors & Stockholders vote to revoke any "Golden Parachute" you might have negotiated. minnesota.cbslocal.com/20…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TPM843
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2021
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Kennys golden parachute play.

After all the news of Sequoia and Paradigm investing in citadel I had a few thoughts and just share them, with you now. It's pure speculation and opinion of my left testicle. Its the one with more wrinkles so I usually listen to it.

Isn't it usually the other way round and the big guys buy the ones who provide more technology? Pretty shitty deal for Paradigm and Sequoia to bring money AND technology to the table. Sure, being part of the big player has some benefits and maybe they get access to citadels algorithms and stuff so I'll just leave that standing.

If I had to guess, I'd say it's the golden parachute play for Kenny.

Lure in some Investors to validate a high market value, then start the IPO.

Insiders sell on the spike on the day of IPO, securing a few more billions for themselves and the new investors are the bagholders. Maybe he even finds a legal way to pay back citadels clients with stocks so they can sell their shares after IPO and get their investments back.

That's how you make the most as an owner of a dying company I guess.They just pull off a Robbinghood IPO 2.0.

Any thoughts on that?

I know they are legally not allowed to sell their insider shares on IPO blabla...

Robbinghood insiders did it and maybe some day someone will slap them softly for it...

Edit: Typos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiffKopp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Protip - always negotiate your Ramp and your golden Parachute. Almost every AE I’ve hired has failed to do this. (Mostly because they don’t know they can).

For example: Are you an AE looking to join a new company or about to? Ask for guaranteed commission the first quarter. They will most certainly come back with some sort of alternative or compromise. If they don’t - red flag.

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$BBIG #goBBIGorgohome You own the company. That’s right, you, the stockholder. And you are all being royally screwed over by these, these bureaucrats, with their luncheons, their hunting and fishing trips, their corporate jets, and golden parachutes. β€” Gordon Gekko reddit.com/gallery/s94aum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magicyte
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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Army Parachute Team- Golden Knights

I am interested in joining the Golden Knights. I will attend their selection process late 2022. If there are any current knights, can you please tell me what your average day is like compared to traditional Army life?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ysl_cherry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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With pressure mounting for Dr. Fauci to retire after botching America's pandemic response watchdogs have noted that the good doctor will receive the largest golden government parachute in U.S. history - $350,000+ per year. forbes.com/sites/adamandr…
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Dr. Anthony Fauci’s Golden Parachute Will Exceed $350,000 Per Year – The Largest In U.S. Federal Government History forbes.com/sites/adamandr…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jabbam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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The United States Army Parachute Team, nicknamed the Golden Knights, circling over Pasadena
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πŸ‘€︎ u/raybobobob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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With pressure mounting for Dr. Fauci to retire after botching America's pandemic response watchdogs have noted that the good doctor will receive the largest golden government parachute in U.S. history - $350,000+ per year. forbes.com/sites/adamandr…
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An oldie-but-goodie piece about golden parachutes and how they impact us all. buzzfeednews.com/article/…
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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On March 12, 2015, shortly after local sunrise over central Asia, this Soyuz TMA-14M spacecraft floated over a sea of golden clouds during its descent by parachute through planet Earth's dense atmosphere. On board were Expedition 42.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoukovDefiant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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I wish I could erase my debt every few years, and still get to keep all my airplanes and golden parachute packages.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfernoMoonsault
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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SS: "If Dr. A F4UCI ever decides to call it quits, the White House chief medical adviser will walk away with a golden parachute worth up to $350,000 per year β€” the largest federal retirement package ever."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/8uwotm8
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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01/13/22 -- The Golden Parachute
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"CEOs now make over 350 times as much as their average employees as they receive large salaries, stock options, "golden parachutes" and a wide range of perks. It is time they understand they cannot have it all." - Bernie Sanders on Twitter twitter.com/BernieSanders…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BernMod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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Resign and preserve his dignity? I differ with this. Those who commit crimes against humanity don't deserve golden parachutes. The deserve bright orange jumpsuits. yahoo.com/news/dr-oz-says…
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Golden Parachute

I know this sub is antiwork but I'll post it here so you can see what you CAN achieve.

It's called golden parachute and it's pretty common in company I work for, that's based in Czechia, Europe. When you work for this company for many years they have to (by law and collective agreement) pay you X amount of your monthly wage if they fire you. I'm talking about numbers like 3x of you monthly wage for every 5 years in company.

And that's basically what they do. My colleague and my ex-mentor went to retirement last month and he has been in the company for about 40 years. From school to retirement. And on his last day he was (with all finesse) fired and recived about 20x his monthly salary. He was also given expensive watches with his name. That's how you treat loyal employees. That's golden parachute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/konasek25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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This time APES have the GOLDEN PARACHUTE not the hedgies. LMAO! #AVENGE2008 #APESNOTLEAVING #KENGRIFFINISFUKT
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastidChimp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2021
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Golden Parachute for CFO

Interesting timing of this employment contract for the CFO which says he gets 18 months of his salary paid if there is a change of control of the company and gets fired:

https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/0001175680/000119312521293326/d215100d8k.htm

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Why does this CEO get a golden parachute?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/regian24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2021
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Talking about a golden parachute: Afghan president fled with cars, helicopter full of money nypost.com/2021/08/16/afg…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoisliuxiaobo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2021
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How do you use 20 Golden Retrievers, a parachute, a large box of candles, and a cameo appearance from Flea of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, to stage a bank heist?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SprainedUncle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2021
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Would a literal golden parachute actually work?

Hello, kinda out of left field but I'm writing a short story that features a character skydiving with a parachute made out of gold. Solar sails use gold so it doesn't immediately seem impossible. Aside from the obviously ridiculous cost, would this be physically possible? Thanks.

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Activision Blizzard Deploys Golden Parachutes, Prepares Woman For Glass Cliff Sacrifice news.blizzard.com/en-gb/b…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuritopiaposadism
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2021
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Tim going from blue bill beta cuck to red pill "buy your e-supplies we live in tyranny all gun rights are infringements and learn to live in the woods" has been a hilarious ride, made moreso by his dependence on his golden parachute and faux-farm.

If you're shipping tons of food for chickens to your house you're not really that self sufficient. Learn how to attract insects. Poor people have this skill down in spades. let grass grow and have a dilapidated living room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glum-Pen-728
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2021
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One of the youngest qualified free fall members of 44 Parachute Regiment on the right. This was during a HALO/HAHO course. The golden compass rose on the rigs belong to Special Forces, which they were given for the jump. Face hidden for privacy reasons. [1440x1440]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vektor2000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2021
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Hiked 69 miles into the Sierra Nevadas in California all for this wonderful native Golden trout cut bow hybrid. Ate a size 23 parachute adams after not touching a size 22 or 24. He fought valiantly, but Tom was merciful and this golden trout cut bow hybrid found his way to the net eventually
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cory-gang
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2021
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Two Sided NASA Keychain: Voyager's Golden Record & Perseverance's "Dare Mighty Things" Parachute
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2021
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