Go to Church Puns

A list of puns related to "Go to Church"

When Jedi go to church…

Do they sit in pew pew pews?

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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What church do Palpatine and Vader go to?

The Sith-steen chapel

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👤︎ u/Electric-Boogaloo-3
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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I don’t go to church much…

But I do drink religiously...

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👤︎ u/MyLatestInvention
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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Why don't birds go to church?

Mostly because they shit everywhere...but also because of their their fowl language.

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👤︎ u/MexElf
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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Why was it so hard to go to church in England after WWII?

They were Church-ill

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👤︎ u/benfrank01
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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I don't go to church. But maybe I should

So I could be as funny as Charlie Chapelin

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👤︎ u/gssn-nospace
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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Why didn't Batman go to church?

He Christian Bale-d.

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👤︎ u/randomreader5371
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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Why does the skeleton go to church?

It keeps him on the straight and marrow.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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What do you call a genderless person that hasn't been to space and doesnt go to church?

It doesnt matter.

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👤︎ u/Samarpaul77
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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Why did the skeleton go to church?

Because it didn’t have any organs

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👤︎ u/Ehsreworiginality
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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[To someone with ripped jeans] Did you go to church in those jeans?

Because they’re really holy

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👤︎ u/usereddit
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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When do Mathematicians go to church?

Only on Sumdays.

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👤︎ u/seudonim
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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Why don’t ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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👤︎ u/BlackRoseLizzy
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to church?

he was a blas-femur

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👤︎ u/Splaaaty
📅︎ Sep 01 2016
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What church does the cheese go to?

The holy one

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👤︎ u/upvotemyposts123
📅︎ May 31 2019
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What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian bail

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👤︎ u/Goku_Kakarot91
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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You may not believe me, but every time I go to church I wear a huge parka..

Ice-wear to God.

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👤︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
📅︎ Mar 27 2017
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Today some pushy clergymen tried to convince me to go to church

Jesus Christ people.

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👤︎ u/riderx26
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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What kind of food can go to church?

Perishable food

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👤︎ u/TimHP
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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Why don’t mathematicians go to church?

‘cos they have no sins

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👤︎ u/Pungunner98
📅︎ May 12 2018
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Even when we'd go to church, he'd make me laugh

My dad conversing with my mother...

Dad: I hate wearing these stupid socks with all the holes in them.

Mom: Then why would you pick those socks?

Dad: I have to wear my "holy" socks to church.

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👤︎ u/MyNameIs____________
📅︎ Sep 01 2013
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Where does a gamer sit when they go to church?

In the pew pew.

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👤︎ u/she_had_a_name
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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Why's a church the worst place to go during a war?

Because of all the pews.

pew, pew, pew pew pew!

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👤︎ u/Kippers_4_breakfast
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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