My parents told me to never give up on my dreams.

That's why I usually sleep past noon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k_woz1978
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Let me give you the best advice there is to pick up women.

Lift with your legs, not with your back.

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I went to the hippie bookstore to see Noam Chomsky give a lecture on linguistics. I was excited, so i showed up a bit early. When i arrived, there was already a jar of fresh herbs in line ahead of me. I guess it’s true what they say.

Thyme waits for Noam, man.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2021
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I was working in my shop, when one of the cashier came up to me and said, "These 2 guys came in and tried to give me some fake $100 dollar bills."

"What did they look like?" I asked

He said, "$100 bills."

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Friend: β€œMy doctor said I had to give up playing the drums.” Me: β€œWhy?”

Friend: β€œHe lives in the apartment below me.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...

"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Customer- "Give me your dryest wine you've got" Bartender- "Sure mate coming right up"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funneljer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Wife : "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment to cheer me up"

"You have perfect eyesight"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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The first one says β€œbro give me up please” just in case you don’t understand my handwriting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/27aryaan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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Crime is getting worse where I live, so my dad decided to give me some protection and boxed up his trusty 9mm, a big and a small clip and a bunch of shells for me! [Xpost /r/funny]

https://imgur.com/2ylrnpK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lindymad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2016
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My old girlfriend came up to me and tried to give me a hug, but was shocked...

Ex-static to see me she was!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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There was a prison break and saw a midget climb up the fence and give me a nasty look

And I thought to myself β€œthat was a little condescending”

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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I was in the army once and the Sergeant said to me: "What does surrender mean?" I said: "I give up!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/geve4now
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Girlfriend asked me what I would give up to get laid

I answered, "my virginity"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2015
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My kids give me hell about my dad jokes, but they are hard to come up with!

The first one I told took nine months!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePCGameGuy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2016
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My boyfriend doesn't know me at all, he keeps giving me birds as gifts, and I don't understand it. Should we break up?

Edit: He actually just gave me five golden rings! Maybe he really does know me (:Edit2: More birds again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickySan65
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After I woke up from my surgery the doctor said she was going to assess for any nerve damage by giving me three test tickles.

I told her β€œno thanks, the two I have are enough.”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2022
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My kid picks up a stone from every hike we go on and on Father's Day each year gives them all to me.

Honestly, it rocks and I appreciate the sediment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsokaytofeelgood
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2022
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This just happened in real life, and I got not even a chuckle.

True story: the wife and I were walking in Target this evening. We were walking in the clothing section, behind an employee who was moving a mannequin. Out of nowhere the whole arm pops off, and the poor woman can’t bend to pick it up because… ya know… she’s holding the rest of the mannequin. So I walk up, grab the limb while she’s looking around for another employee to help, hold it out to her and say…

β€œHere, let me give you a hand”

She took it. No laughter. My wife? Nothing. So I am posting here in the hopes that my genius will be appreciated. Keep getting those dad jokes in the wild, folks.

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My dad, his Tesla, and the cops (a true story)

My dad, who's in his 50's, bought a new Tesla Model S and was out for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to let her rip!

As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red & blue lights behind him. "There's no freakin' way they can catch a Tesla," he thought to himself. So he let her rip further. The needle hit 100, 120… then the reality of the situation hit him.

"What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, examined it, then said:

"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

My dad thinks for a second then says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2022
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[META] Dad joke request: Creative response to, β€œDad, I’m hungry.”

I’ve been using this classic for a long time. It will never get old, but I want to mix it up a bit. Give me something other than, β€œHi hungry. I’m Dad.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neighbor_mike
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2022
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People don't actually live in Greenwich

They're just living there for the meantime

NOTE: If you don't get it, search up GMT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBoyBarm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2023
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Guys - I did it. I made my wife roll her eyes…

We saw a bee today and it was too cold to fly

Did it forget it’s yellow jacket?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warriors_03
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2022
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Opposite

What are the opposite of the following.

Always Stop Take Me Down

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2022
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Remember, no one is perfect, not even Moses.

He was a basket case.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2022
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Apparently not a joke

I'm a son without a father... I lost him a few days ago to a heart attack and I just... can't stop crying

We both used to check out this sub daily for amazing dad jokes and laugh at them together... We'd try to form our own stupid stuff

I used to wake up for college early in the morning I'd cook some breakfast for him get ready and before leaving I'd wake him up and tell him a stupid dad joke... I'd want to see him start his day with a smile

I just want to thank you all in this sub for giving me and my dad happiness your jokes made us laugh at our worst times

Out of habit I keep getting up to go to his room with a dad joke... Only to see it empty

I'm never gonna get to mess around with my dad again... I'm never going to hang out with him again he's not going to be there to see me grow up and buy a house of my own ... He's not going to see me buy a car of own ... He's not going to see me get married... He's gone forever and I will never get to start my day with a smile again from a silly dad joke with him

He wasn't the greatest dad but he certainly was the best I could ever ask for ... I will miss you dad

Thank you r/dadjokes to all the amazing dads here and their funny and stupid jokes

Edit : thank you so much dad's for your overwhelming support I love you guys and I just want to take a moment to thank all the people here who shared their experiences as well of having lost a parent... Your story inspires me to continue forward with the torch

Also I'm seeing quite a few comments saying the post is not funny and that they came for a laugh... I'm truly sorry about that, I just really wanted to honor my dad in this sub since we spent so much time together here scrolling for jokes and I needed the push from you dads to get back on my feet

I'm never going to be the same that's for sure knowing a peice of me has been lost forever... The void will never be filled in my heart But your support is just what I needed, once again thank you dads I love you

Edit 2: thank you so much dads for your overwhelming support I know I haven't been able to respond to all the dms and messages here but I've been reading them all and it's just made me smile in the worst Thank you dads you guys are the best

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farzad6969
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I've never been more proud of my son.

My son (16) is playing a video game where you can pick up a bunch of different weapons. He always asks me "Which is better?" and I'll stop what I'm doing to give my input. The following conversation just happened...

S: This? or this? (Sword or wheel)

Me: Obviously the wheel.

10 minutes later...

S: This wheel is bad. It doesn't do any damage.

Me: Switch to something else.

S: But I just got it 10 minutes ago. I can't just get rid of it like that... it's... no I gotta keep using it... it's... it's WHEELY good.

It's all downhill from here folks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/O351USMC
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2022
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David, a double amputee was being held at gunpoint.

The criminal said β€œgive me one good reason not to shoot you”.

David looked at the criminal and said β€œPlease don’t shoot, I’m unarmed”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/05_berryCW
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2022
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Why can’t professional football players own a duck?

Because they don’t want a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaqdeezl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2022
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G'RAPH?!?!?
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Inflation really hurts

I opened my water bill and electric bill and was shocked!

Yes I edited it after seeing I left "bill" off electric....still not funny I guess. Thus is life.

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If giving up puns is what will help me be Russian.

Than Soviet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuubuspoobus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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The banks keeps calling me to give me compliments

They say I have an β€œoutstanding balance.”

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The Pastor's last-minute save

So the sad day comes that a family must lay their grandfather to rest. He wished to be buried alongside his wife in the family plot. Unfortunately the family plot is up a long, tall hill and the access road doesn't reach all the way.

The pallbearers dutifully begin to haul the casket up the hill when disaster strikes! One of the pallbearers twists his ankle and instinctively grabs for the casket to steady himself, resulting in all the other pallbearers falling along with him and grandpa going Rogue, his casket sliding down the hill and steadily gaining speed. People are leaping, diving, scrabbling to try to stop their runaway corpse when the pastor charged with giving the graveside sermon calmly reaches into his pocket, retrieves a piece of candy, and--with expert aim--tosses it ahead of the casket. When it reaches where the candy dropped the casket stops dead in its tracks. One of the family members, surprised beyond grief, asks "What on earth did you throw!?"

The pastor responds "Oh, ever since I started doing these services regularly I've kept a packet of lozenges with me. They help stop the coffin."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karkadon
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If the 10th Fast and Furious franchise...

If the 10th Fast and Furious franchise isn't called, "Fast and Furious: Fast 10 your seatbelts" I'm not watching it.

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2022
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A string walked into a bar

A string walked into a bar, knocked on the table and said "bartender, give me a drink" the bartender says "I'm sorry but we don't serve strings."

The string left and went to another bar, knocked on the table and said "bartender, give me a drink" the bartender says "I'm sorry but we don't serve strings."

The string, being understandably frustrated finds a random person walking past the bar and says "hey, I'll give you $20 if you fray me up and tie me Into a knot"

Now, the string walks into the first bar again, knocks on the table and says "bartender, give me a drink."

The bartender, looking slightly confused asks "hey, weren't you that string that was in here a little bit ago?"

The string replies "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foggyhead93
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A list of over 350 Dad Jokes!

Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.

3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.

5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. β€œI’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. β€œSorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. β€œYou’re out of your head.”

A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'

A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.

A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. β€œWe don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. β€œWhy not?” one yogurt asks. β€œWe’re cultured.”

A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.

A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.

A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, β€œWhat are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, β€œIt’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”

A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, β€œWhat’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, β€œArrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, β€œI don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

Armed robbersβ€”some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.

Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.

Can February March? No, but April May!

Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.

Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.

Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!

Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.

Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!

Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bugasum
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Why should you never ask Rick Astley for his collection of Pixar films?

Because he’s never gonna give you β€˜Up’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eek132
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My dad: Hey, what does β€œI surrender” mean?

Me: I give up.

Dad: Why? The question wasn’t that hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My chiropractor told me he could cure my chronic back pain by pulling on my limbs.

After 12 visits without any reduction in pain, he finally told me he was only pulling my leg.

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Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his disney movies, except one

He's never gonna give you UP

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A bar owner is looking for some new musical acts to spice up the ambiance of his establishment.

He goes online, trying to find some local up-and-coming bands. He finds a couple of okay options: some country, some rap, some metal… Nothing really sticks out as the next big thing to him though. He keeps at it for an entire weekend, struggling to find something he really likes.

He then stumbles upon this video of an old man, playing the acoustic guitar on his front porch: a beautiful rendition of β€˜β€™Stairway to Heaven’’. Gentle, touching, absolutely gorgeous. The bar owner can’t help but cry. He immediately knows this is the man he wants for his bar, and gets in contact with him.

The musician, over the phone, thank him over and over again for the amazing opportunity. He explains that he’s a retired judge who was pressured to go into law by his parents, over 50 years ago. In his heart, he’s always dreamed of being a musician and to perform in front of a real audience. This is the first time he’ll ever get to do it.

The bar owner is even more touched by his story, and decides to immediately sign him on for 10 night shows. The old judge is over the moon, this is everything he’s ever dreamed of! The two men leave the call, happy and content.

That night, the bar owner hypes all of the regulars, telling them about this amazing new act that they’ll get to see tomorrow. He tells them to bring some friends, bring some family, no one has ever heard music like that before. The patrons are excited and promise to bring everyone they know.

The night arrives, and the old judge gets on stage. The bar is absolutely packed, people give him a standing ovation before he’s even started. Beaming with joy and trying his best not to cry, he calms the audience down. β€˜β€™Thank you, thank you so much, everyone. Thank you to Jim, the owner, for believing in me. I know he loved my cover of β€˜Stairway to Heaven’, but tonight, I figured I’d do some original compositions. I hope you like them.’’ He sits down and starts playing.

He slams down on his guitar and lets out a piercing screech. Everyone in the room freezes

For the next half hour, without ever stopping, he plays dozens of discordant chords while yelling incoherent words like β€˜β€™pineapple sauce!’’ and β€˜β€™love and hate are second cousins!’’. He screams then whispers, playing notes that don’t make any sort of reasonable sense.

The audience is stunned. No one dares to say a word. The sweet old man seems so sincere in his rendition, yet it’s just… horrendous.

The owner has a million thoughts racing all at once. How could this h

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Some top Tom Swifties
  • "Can't talk, busy camping," replied Tom, intent.
  • "The French don't deserve our thanks," said Tom mercilessly.
  • "Haven't you heard me singing in church?" Tom inquired.
  • "I'll win this tennis game if I get one more point, " Tom deduced.
  • "I didn't eat my T-bone tonight," said Tom mistakenly.
  • "So you're asking about my mink coat," Tom inferred.
  • "I'm wearing a watch around my wrist," said Tom with abandon.
  • "I'm the most important salmon vendor," said Tom selfishly.
  • "I was correct the first three times, and I am correct now," said Tom forthrightly.
  • "Castration is reversible," Tom remembered.
  • "I brought the dessert," said Tom piously.
  • "I command my own private army," said Tom maliciously.
  • "I'll order the same meat as last time," Tom revealed.
  • "I've never swum in Egypt's longest river," said Tom in denial.
  • "Et tu?" asked Tom brutally.
  • "That's women for you," said Tom dismissively.
  • "I'll have a bowl of Chinese soup," said Tom wantonly.
  • "I eat everything," said Tom in jest.
  • "I gave you your freedom, and I can take it away," said Tom deliberately.
  • "Maybe if I rub this lamp something good will happen," said Tom ingeniously.
  • "I'm never taking an Uber again," Tom derided.
  • "That dog is a mongrel," Tom muttered.
  • "It's too bad Babe isn't on our team," said Tom ruthlessly.
  • "Maybe I should stop using worms to catch fish... or maybe not," Tom debated.
  • "Hemingway is my favorite author," said Tom earnestly.
  • "This drumming is too easy," said Tom without missing a beat.
  • "This is a frozen dessert,” I screamed.
  • "Now I have TWO duck feathers", Tom doubled down.
  • "She would never answer her phone the first time, you always had to hang up once," Tom recalled.
  • "Two plus five is seven,” Tom added.
  • "I only have Diamonds, Clubs and Spades," said Tom heartlessly.
  • "It's okay, the PlayStation still works," Tom consoled.
  • "Capital punishment is mostly used on the lower classes," said Tom with poor execution.
  • "Where are all of my old board games?" asked Tom cluelessly.
  • "I might be acquitted," said Tom without conviction.
  • "I've never dyed my hair red, but I'll try it," said Tom gingerly.
  • "Ugh! I need to shave again," Tom bristled.
  • "Whale hunting makes me so sad," Tom blubbered.
  • "I'll quit smoking marijuana right now!" said Tom bluntly.
  • "I like hot dogs more than hamburgers," said Tom frankly.
  • "I signed it twice," Tom remarked.
  • "I received a letter to take my car in for repair," Tom recalled.
  • "I hate pale ale," sai
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A businessman is sitting in an airport lounge, waiting for his flight.

He's relaxing in a comfy chair, reading the newspaper, until he hears a quiet voice call out to him:

"Nice suit."

The man looks up and around for the source of the comment, but to no avail. There's no one else in the lounge except for an attendant, busily working away on the other side of the room.

Figuring he must've been hearing things, the man resumes reading the newspaper, until a few minutes later when the same voice says to him:

"That's a lovely watch."

Again, the bewildered man searches for the source of the voice, but there is absolutely no one who could have possibly said it to him. Exasperated, he gives up and goes back to reading his paper. But once more, the voice speaks to him:

"Great haircut."

The man whips his head up, gets to his feet and looks around but there is nobody there. Desperate, he calls for the attendant to come over. He asks:

"Excuse me, but could you hear that voice talking before? I can't see anyone else but me and you here."

"No, I'm afraid I haven't heard anything of the sort." replies the attendant, shaking his head.

"It keeps on saying how much it likes my clothes, my watch - even my haircut!" states the man, growing frustrated.

A beam of realisation dawns across the attendant's face. Gesturing towards a bowl of provided nuts resting on the table, the attendant chimes:

"Oh! That must be the peanuts! They're complimentary."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AranXD
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I had plastic figures of Ian Fleming and Ian McKellen

... stuck on my dashboard to give me inspiration. One day my car hit a bump and both Ians went flying through a side window. I swerved drastically but I just couldn't keep up with the car dash Ians.

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My mum told me "Never give up on your dreams"

So I went to sleep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisMartins001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2022
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What's the problem with good elevators?

They never let you down.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2022
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