What do you call an old ghost?

A boo-mer (also tell me if this joke has been done before)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loser2818
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What you call a Ghost with face like Grandpa’s ?

A Father Figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scene1Take5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What do you call a ghost’s children?

Boobies. I am so sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatOneBassGuy17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What do you call a ghost asking for the manager?

I don’t know what to call it!!!! It keeps s-Karen me!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call a bee dressed up as a ghost?

Steven, he works in Accounting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KalNymeri
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you call a ghost’s true love?

His ghoul-friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway_74536
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do you call drunken ghosts?

Methylated Spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fehlurian_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you call an Italian ghost?

A Gabba Ghoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slutwhoria
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call a Bee’s ghost?

Boo-Bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AfekshunGaming
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What do you call ghost boobies?

Spectral entitties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What do you call an Italian American ghost in Brooklyn?

A gaba-ghoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What do you call a novel narrated by a ghost?

Audioboo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaimann
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What do you call a ghost that haunts the set of a day-time tv talk show?

The Phantom of the Oprah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mumpledump69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What do you call the ghost of a hitman?

A bounty haunter!

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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What do you call a ghost's boobs?

Paranormal entitties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazy-aubergine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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How do you call a ghost mom and dad? Transparent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/csabhun
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What Do You Call Ghost Poop

Boo Boo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Puberty2or3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What do you call a dancing ghost?

The boogie man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What do you call a disapproving ghost?

BOOOOOO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeWillSeeYouNow
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What do you call a chicken ghost?

A poultrygeist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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What do you call a skeleton key possessed by a ghost?

Spook-key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnnoyingAzathoth
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What do you call a ghost that thinks it has already spooked you before?

A Deja Boo !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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What do you call a ghost that follows Instaram meme pages

ParaNormie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wrldoasis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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What do you call a chickens ghost

A poultry-geist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saberking007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What do you call the ghost of a hyperactive teen?

An adolescent Adderall essence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_kibble
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What do you call it when you take a drawing of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost and turn it into a sculpture?

3-deify

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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What do you call a ghost that haunts Santa?

A polargeist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rawtistic-asian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What do you call a perverted ghost?

Boobyman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brionac07
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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What do you call a pair of musical ghosts?

The Boos Brothers+

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeMeADonut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What do you call a Japanese ghost who's not scary?

Nobu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What do you call orange ghost?

A fantam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItzJustWill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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What do you call a ghost chicken?

A poultry Geist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PFflymolo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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What do you call the ghost of a pokemon?

Pika-boo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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What do you call the ghost of a homeless man?

A hoboo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skydude252
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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What do you call a digital picture of a ghost?

Dead pixels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuIIy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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What do you call a Sicilian ghost

A gaba-ghoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Boo Boo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwToRdD3YHv8Up
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What do you call a ghost bee?

A boo bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatfamousGuy2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What do you call an Italian ghost?

A gabbaghoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobbywriter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you call a ghost's boobs?

Paranormal entitties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazy-aubergine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do you call a ghost chicken?

A poultrygeist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lesterous
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultrygeist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marine1992
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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