A list of puns related to "Getting Married"
...on one hand, you wear a super cool ring, on the other hand, you don’t
Judge: "I don't understand, what happened?"
Woman: "I work in a pharmacy. I met him when he first came there last week and asked to purchase an X-X-X-X-L condom. That's when I thought, for a happy pleasureful life, I should get him to marry me before any other girls find out and lap him up."
Judge: "ok.... then? "
Woman: "I held my excitement all day thru the wedding, waiting for the night..... so at night when I my curiosity couldn't wait any longer........I found out something."
Judge: "what?"
Woman: "the Bastard has speech disorder.... he STAMMERS!!"
His welding is tomorrow and it’s with a fe-male. Apparently he was steel a bachelor and Tonys Spark led to an impromptu proposal and welding.
So I said, you twit to who?
I was going for my bachelor’s degree.
Yes I do, do do do do do do!
before getting married people must sleep without socks a lot
I see a bunch of them getting cold feet
Because they prefer the shingle life!
...does that mean there's a wifetime guarantee?
Tying the astroknot.
The only ones who didn't respond were the letters T, X and Y.
So W and Z ordered 23 catered meals: 2 for them and 21 for their guests.
The wedding was great, but there was trouble at the reception. The letter T came, even though she didn't RSVP.
When the meals were being passed out, the chef served the groom (W) and bride (Z) first, then asked everyone else to line up alphabetically to come get their prepared plates. As the last two letters approached the chef, he said "there must be a mistake. I only have one meal left." Just then, T grabbed the last meal, and rudely said to the other letter "Sucks to be U."
It's the reason we cantaloupe
a Hindu
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B
Me: It has a nice ring to it!
The ceremony was ok, but the reception was great!
As he was about to walk her down the aisle, she turned to him, wiped away a tear, and said, "Can you believe this day has come?"
The dad turned to his daughter and said, "I always knew this day would come, but I never thought you'd get married on it."
A cantaloupe.
No word yet on where the couple will be spending their hyunymoon.
Like the title says. We're having a large backyard style dinner on the Friday night before our wedding, it's called "Dinner, Drinks, and Dad Jokes". So...we need lots of dad jokes to tell all of our guests. If you would be so kind, hit me with some of your favorite dad jokes!
He said "I'm not in favor of that" I asked "I thought you supported same sex marriage" He said:
"I do, I'm against inter-Rachel marriages"
The bride gets a new name and a dress.
Her cousin is marrying a guy named Dee. Last night I had a sudden realization and had to point out something about that weekend.
"So I just realized. After the wedding, your cousin's going to be getting plenty of Dee's nuts."
Now I'm going to have to spend that entire weekend avoiding making that joke at the wedding.
Because he was a proposer!
The court said they cant-eloupe
"Daddy," a little boy asked his father.
"How much does it cost to get married?"
"I don't know," replied the father, "I'm still paying for it."
(Joke sponsored by Al Tebehalah's Discount Lobotomies)
We were at the beach yesterday and I see an area that says "Emergency Ramp". However, there was no ramp in that area so I say: "I didn't see the ramp".
His reply: "But did you see the emergency?"
DAD: Make sure you treat her right. I really screwed things up with my first wife.
PERSON: I didn't know you were married before Lily (his current wife).
DAD: I wasn't thats who i'm talking about.
On the other hand, you don’t.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
On the other hand, you don’t.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
On the other hand, you don’t.
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