Lemon-aid
Eh Eh
"Have you ever eaten wrong honey?" "No?" "Boooo"
I don't get it help me
Alcoholics Anemones
Looks like i have to cosine for a new car today!
The tail is a wagon!
A Tic Tac Toe
He was a psycho therapist
A magician should do the trick.
What a stand-up guy
Need some pun help
Girl is a nurse who wants to try 27 spicy food places before you die. Not Tinder
My best so far:
You pepper believe that eating at all those places will turn you from nurse to fulltime patient. You don't even get atrophy when you're through
It's ehhhhh And seems insulting.
Kid: Wh... wh... why? I... I'm pretty g... good at it.
It's the leash I can do.
That’s just how I roll.
I only have a MasterCard.
The hole family pitches in
You could say it's my wingman.
“I’m glad I mustered the energy, since you couldn’t catch up. Get it? Mustered.”
As part of my job (I'm a cashier) I'm required to ask people how everything was. Almost every Dad says the exact same thing: "terrible". They then stare at me to see my reaction. When I laugh it off, they say "but what if I Had been serious?" In a very condescending way and make me feel bad for laughing. What I usually do is say "You're not being serious are you?" They say no with a little laugh and an awkward silence follows.
My friends suggested I take my acting to the next level and act genuinely concerned, turning the situation around. But I think there's a funnier solution. Any help?
Another thing: Our food rocks. There's no way they're being serious.
Lemonaid
