Gerald Levert Puns

Here's the link : https://youtu.be/qFtFs0-Cz3w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBVskvS7-vo (Unravel Me - Sabrina Claudio) (god damn, this song!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw0sjXiU4IE (Stand Still - Sabrina Claudio ) (This one too....the effect added on the hook is crazy)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl7b6KlgvzI (Something In Your Eyes - Bell Biv Devoe)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O_msAAp-Oc (Tell Me Do You Wanna - Ginuwine)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX8SFlmHTLo (If You Let Me - Sinead Harnett)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZfgJsNwmjM (O - Omarion)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuAhRozlD3s (Alina Baraz - Maybe)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_ljNRC8qqM (Wet The Bed - Chris Brown feat. Ludacris) (a little cheesy, but still...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SChTws__qpI (If They Only Knew - Black Atlass) (If an rnb song could have a 'drop'...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDFF1dfHOmA (My Body - LSG) (Keith Sweat, Gerald Levert and Johnny Gill...total classic)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7kW3Q46UUc (Body - Syd)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfQWtGEmxks (Ooh Ahh - Avant)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gzSITRewmw (Makin Good Love - Avant) (Obvious classic for me)

Edit: Thanks y'all. Keep em comin!

Edit 2: I'm going through all your recommendations I've never heard before

edit: Woah, that award out of nowhere. Thank you !

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

6 new cards, highlighted by a DM Joel Embiid for your lock-in card this week. Let's take a look.

DM Joel Embiid (C/PF)

Offense: Embiid does it all. Consistent shooting, great finishing, a post game if you're into that, and 90 speed w/ ball for a man his size is very elite.

Offensive Badges: 39 HoF, 10 Gold.

Signatures: Jumpshot 47 on Very Quick, same as Thon Maker. It's a great release for a big man, maybe one of the best. Weighs too much to Curry on Next-Gen, Pro 3 BtB, Shifty Dribble Style. This card has Showtime dunks.

Defense: Embiid showing those DPOY chops with this card. Inside, outside, on a PG, on a center, I trust Embiid to hold his assignment.

Defensive Badges: 17 HoF, 2 Gold.

Tendencies: 100 driving and flashy dunk tendencies. Defense tendencies are all 99 in major categories.

Physicals: At 7'0 with a 7'5 wingspan, Embiid is well sized for a C and huge at the PF. 94 speed means I'd trust him to play there too.

Total Badges: 56 HoF, 12 Gold.

Player Comparison: DM Dikembe Mutombo.

Recommended Shoes: (Under Armour Only) With D'Antoni, you're gonna hit 99 in most stats with Embiid. Giving him the Curry 4 (Orange) would be a good decision if you're not running a speed coach, but the Curry 4 (White) for the speed w/ ball boost would be a better option if you are.

DM Gilbert Arenas (PG/SG)

Undersized PG gonna undersize. An interesting thing to note now is that Gilbert is a proper T-Mac clone now, with Trey Burke on Very Quick. Man can score a bucket at will, and maybe that'll draw you to this card. Regardless, he'll be insanely fun to use.

DM Thurl Bailey (PF/SF)

Offense: Its ya boy, Thurl Antetokounmpo. As once described by a user on this sub, this card attacks the rim like a starving dog attacks a porkchop. He's a little lacking on the shooting end though, with a 88 3pt and no HoF Range, but he comes badged out for the most part so adding badges isn't a concern. 94 speed w/ ball for a guy this big is exciting to see.

Offensive Badges: 36 HoF, 15 Gold.

Signatures: Jumpshot 22 on Very Quick. I like the base, but if you're curious, he still has that Upper that people don't like. Curry Slide on Next-Gen, Pro 3 BtB, Shifty Dribble Style. This card has Showtime dunks.

Defense: All stats in the low to mid 90s, every HoF badge in the game on defense. Dude can lock up.

Defensive Badges: 20 HoF, 0 Gold.

Tendencies: 100 driving and flashy dunk tendencies. 99 in all major defensive categories.

Physicals: At 6

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi