A list of puns related to "George Washington"
He was named in 1732 and I was named in 1992.
In his sleevies
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Theyβre stumped.
They had him drawn and quartered.
You musket down here
Men, step in the boat.
it got removed because it was βtoo Generalβ.
In that sense, he was on the money.
Mount Rushmore.
Presidentures
Because he couldnβt lie.
A buck
The chopping mall
He thought he was revolting!
Scream and scratch his coffin.
My Dad went inside the old outhouse and said "It says here, for a good time call Martha!" at which point he stepped outside the door, put his hands up to his mouth and called "MAAARTHAAA!!!"
To me at age 10, this was the funniest thing he ever said.
In his sleevies.
Men get onto the boat
In that regard, he was on the money.
In that regard, he was on the money.
My name isn't the same as his I was just named after he was.
Get in the boat.
In his sleevies.
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