George Washington (name) Puns

A list of puns related to "George Washington (name)"

I was named after George Washington

My name isn't the same as his I was just named after he was.

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👤︎ u/HawkofNight
📅︎ May 31 2017
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A man says to his son:

"Did you know I was named after George Washington?"

Son: "but Dad... Your name is Brian?"

Dad: "I know, but I was named after George Washington."

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👤︎ u/Assfrontation
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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My Pastor Told Me a Dad Joke

My best friend's dad is my Pastor, I was talking to my Pastor (whose name is Malcam) about being George Washington in class today, he replied with

"I was named after George Washington!"

"How?"

"He was named in the 1700's, I was named in the 1900's."

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👤︎ u/IamBatman777
📅︎ Aug 16 2016
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