There once was a boy named George Gunderson who did not do very well in school. His classmates ridiculed him every day, as did his teacher, Mrs. Jones. George couldn't stand it, and always came home crying to his parents.

One day, Mr. and Mrs. Gunderson decided to come to the school early to give Mrs. Jones a piece of her mind. The second the door opened to let the kids outside, Mr. and Mrs. Gunderson peeked inside to hear Mrs. Jones screaming at George. "George Gunderson, you are the dumbest kid in the world!"

George's parents immediately stormed into the classroom. "Our son is not dumb!" they yelled. "He is a sweet and kind young lad with plenty of potential!"

"He has no potential at all!" shrieked Mrs. Jones. "He was born an idiot and he'll die an idiot!"

The Gundersons were so outraged that they immediately moved to Chicago.

Some thirty years later, Mrs. Jones came down with a terrible illness and went to her doctor.

"You have a very rare disease," the doctor said. "There is only one doctor in the whole country who can sure your disease. His name is Dr. Gunderson, and he works in the Chicago hospital."

At once, Mrs. Jones bought a plane ticket to Chicago. After arriving in Chicago, she went straight to the hospital and asked for Dr. Gunderson.

While treating Mrs. Jones, Dr. Gunderson put her on a life support system. One day, she asked him, "You know, Dr. Gunderson, I don't believe you ever told me your first name. What is it?"

Dr. Gunderson was about to answer, when suddenly, Mrs. Jones collapsed. She was dead.

Dr. Gunderson saw that the janitor had absentmindedly unplugged the life support system so he could plug in his vacuum cleaner. He shook his head and said the the janitor, "You know, George, sometimes I can't believe you're my brother."

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Found at the beginning of Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom which the story is by George Lucas
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Petr Yan names top 3 smartest fighters in UFC history: "The first is Khabib, the second is Georges Saint-Pierre, he is an intellectual athlete. And in third place is Jon Jones. I thought about him, but he had such fights where he took on a lot of damage."
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TIL George Jones once stole Buck Owens' set list because Buck refused to let him close the show. After months of opening for Buck, George thought he was good enough to be the headliner, but Buck wouldn't let him. So one day he learned his songs, and then went out and played Buck Owens' whole set. whiskeyriff.com/2020/11/2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mcompledepayas
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John Mara makes Jerry Jones look like George Steinbrenner
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George Jones - Once You've Had the Best [Country, 1985] youtube.com/watch?v=X5FIA…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadPrateRoberts
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George Jones - The Race Is On youtube.com/watch?v=dj7ah…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spooktree
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George Lucas, Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg at the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom Crystal Skull premiere.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommandoDylan
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Players out Sunday include Calvin Ridley, Russell Gage, Jimmy Garoppolo, George Kittle, Julio Jones, Rob Gronkowski, Deshaun Watson, Logan Thomas, Brandon Scherff, Jaire Alexander, Sterling Shepard, Darius Slayton, Lane Johnson, David Montgomery, Damon Arnette and Trayvon Mullen. twitter.com/adamschefter/…
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2021
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The George Jones Museum and Restaurant Closes nashvillescene.com/food_d…
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2021
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George Jones - He Stopped Loving Her Today youtu.be/VExw77xJsBQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suzuki-whitetail
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2021
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Drive by Truckers β€œGeorge Jones Talkin Cellphone Blues” cover by Kasey Lee Rogers. youtu.be/DUBFmXsxDns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Midwestchillbilly
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George Jones - Once You've Had the Best (live, 1985) youtube.com/watch?v=X5FIA…
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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Kate Capshaw, Steven Spielberg, George Lucas and Harrison Ford taking a break on the set of 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom' (1984) - You are in a position unsuitable to give orders!
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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Β«George Jones - The Grand TourΒ» The greatest voice in country music. To bad i never got to see him in concert. youtu.be/9-hBAwaH6CI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inner-Clock7346
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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George Jones - Once You've Had the Best (live, 1985) youtube.com/watch?v=X5FIA…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadPrateRoberts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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If anyone here loves George Jones like I do instagram.com/p/B_q-XdZFG…
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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I chose a good week to step away from the internet, because apparently you ding dongs have been even more embarrassing than usual. As a treat- here’s some George Jones. Song: I’ve Got a New Heartache. Beautiful duet with Gene Pitney. Enjoy- you miserable fools. youtu.be/KO56e5Asaak
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrapeJuicePlus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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George Christensen’s continued embrace of increasingly extreme and fringe ideas has tightened even further with an appearance on a show hosted by one of the world’s most prominent conspiracy theorists, Alex Jones.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2021
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"DDT sprayed from a TIFA around model Kay Heffernon to supposedly demonstrate it won't contaminate her food, Jones Beach, New York" [1948] by George Silk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiggerclaw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2021
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Michael Shannon to Play George Jones in 'George & Tammy' Series savingcountrymusic.com/mi…
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[Pro Pels Talk] Herb Jones latest victim: Paul George NOT ON HERB twitter.com/ProPelsTalk/s…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trombonepick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2021
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S/O the Bleacher Bums w/ George Kittle and DJ Jones
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thrillar_villar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
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A tragedy has occurred. The George Jones museum has been closed. georgejones.com/
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2021
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PR flack Audrey Winters with Little Richard, Tammy Wynette and George Jones at the 1974 BMI Country Music Awards in Nashville.
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George Street West (Parramatta Road until 1877, now Broadway after widening in the 1930s), Chippendale-Ultimo, c. 1879. Taken from near Jones Street, looking west towards the University of Sydney. Credit: State Library NSW
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"Do you know what the life of a country singer is? Driving this year's car, wearing last year's clothes, spending next year's money." - George Jones

Said to a young Dwight Yoakam, who told the story on a recent TV show.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2021
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George Jones - Lonely Christmas Call youtu.be/VddKm5rLjes
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2021
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Ray Charles & George Jones - We Didn't See a Thing open.spotify.com/track/2H…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/magic8ballzz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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Shooter Jennings w/ George Jones "4th Of July / He Stopped Loving Her Today" (Medley) 2005 youtube.com/watch?v=CeJi3…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinteoj
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2021
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Anyone else love the Tennesse whisky version by George Jones
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blinde0711
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2021
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George Jones - Silent Night youtu.be/ivYJpqC5S48
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2021
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Saw this from a hardcore DDS in my FB feed. Looks like meron nang script for what's happening. George Soros daw ang dahilan. Alex Jones/FOX News levels of fake news na to mga guyz WTF
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[Jones] Georges Niang has agreed to a two year deal with the Philadelphia 76ers, league sources tell The Athletic twitter.com/tjonesonthenb…
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George Jones’ β€œWean Me”/β€œI’ve Got No Darkside”

A few obvious similarities between the two made me wonder…

https://youtu.be/qSb067K-uxc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DollyBobwah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2021
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wood burned + watercolor on this portrait originally designed by Seitu Jones, titled β€œBlues for George”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Old_Crow_1185
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George Christensen, Australian federal MP and covid crank went on Alex Jones' Infowars to badmouth Australia's efforts to control the pandemic smh.com.au/politics/feder…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AutuniteGlow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2021
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Ray Charles & George Jones - We Didn't See a Thing open.spotify.com/track/2H…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/magic8ballzz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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Scott Morrison condemns George Christensen remarks on conspiracy theorist Alex Jones's show theguardian.com/australia…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeigeListed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2021
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Who is the modern day George Jones?

Howdy yall! Recently had my love for country music reignited by the cocane and rhinestones podcast. I have absolutely fallen for the vocal talent of George Jones. I want to start listening to more modern country music and thought I would ask yall which modern artists might scratch that George Jones itch. I don't need someone who sounds like Jones, it's more that I want someone who, like Jones, is a superfluous vocal talent. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWoodyT
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Owen Jones : At this Labour MP's request, I mobilised a huge crowd to help get him re-elected in the 2017 election. His response: gratuitously lie about me lauding the Tory-voting Farage associate George Galloway, who I'm literally condemning in the very tweet he's decided to quote. twitter.com/OwenJones84/s…
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