A list of puns related to "Geoffrey Howe"
In S4 E10, Sir Geoffrey Howe resigns as deputy prime minister and gives a resignation speech in the House of Commons that fiercely criticized Thatcher and ultimately led to the end of her premiership. But after giving the speech (which many saw as Howe knifing Thatcher in the back), Howe just goes back to Downing Street... And keeps working for Thatcher.
Why?? Didnβt he literally just resign? And why would Thatcher let him keep working with her after he just publicly attacked her in his βresignationβ? Is it even still a resignation if he just goes back to his job?? Iβm so confused.
EDIT: Months later, I've just rewatched that episode and realized that I'm an idiot. The guy I thought was Sir Geoffrey was actually Thatcher's communications director.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw1pcAzjRnc
Seems like Netflix chose to leave the spicy bits in. Obviously, they couldn't have had the complete speech.
edit: not sure why thumbnails aren't working.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Clement Attlee 1945-1955
ELECTION 1950, 55 - re-elected in 50 with a majority of 50, con get maj of 55 in 1955
Anthony Eden 1955-1957
James Stuart 1957-1960
ELECTION 60 - lab landslide
Hugh Gaitskell 1960-69
ELECTION 64,69 - 64, medium majoirty, 69 shock conservative win
Edward Heath 1969-1973
ELECTION 73 - narrow lab majority
James Callaghan 1973-1978
ELECTION 78 - narrow con majority
Geoffrey Howe 1978-1988
ELECTION 83, 88 - 83 landlide but not as big as irl, 88 small lab win
Neil Kinnock 1988-1993
ELECTION 93, 72 seat con maj
Michael Portillio 1993-2004
ELECTION 97, 01 - 97 landslide, 01 big win
Iain Duncan Smith 2004-2006
ELECTION 06 - lab very narrow majority
Tony Blair 2006-2011
ELECTION 11 - hung parliament, conservatives largest party
Nick Clegg (compromise with Tony as deputy PM) 2011-2016
ELECTION 16 - narrow cameron majority
David Cameron 2016-present
ELECTION 21 - conservative landslide
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
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