Full Term Puns

A list of puns related to "Full Term"

Why wouldn't the Republicans impeach Donald Trump?

They insist on bringing a baby to full term.

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👤︎ u/Pcwils1
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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My wife out-dadded me last night

My wife and I were going through old pictures when we found a picture of her from before we met.

I said "Wow, so that's you pre me?"

She said "No I was full term."

I don't think I've ever loved her more.

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👤︎ u/garrettbtm22
📅︎ Aug 05 2016
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My girlfriend and her younger sisters (21 and 9) were adopted by lesbian parents. I'm going to be the only dad joke source in their lives and it's a big responsibility that I take seriously. Any suggestions are welcomed.

For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes

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👤︎ u/MANTHEFUCKUPBRO
📅︎ Nov 22 2016
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