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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/oliv071b
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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The gardener lost his roll of grass.

He looked forlorn.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Edmenz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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this one took every dad molecule in my body..

dad to his forlorn son: itโ€™s alright son.. you know what god does when he drops an apple?

son wiping away his tears: what dad?

dad: he grows a pear.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hydraulicstress
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Is this a pun, per se?

Almost 10 years ago now when my daughterโ€™s mom was pregnant with herโ€”waddling miserably towards the tail-end of her third trimester and about ready to popโ€”she looked forlornly at her figure in the mirror one day and announced, โ€œOmigod Iโ€™m as big as a house!โ€

And so I, the Rico Suave motherfucker that I am, popped my head up from the book I was reading on the bed and responded thusly without missing a beat:

โ€œWell, baby girl, if youโ€™re a house then youโ€™re my dream home...โ€

I thought our relationship was my rock on which we would build one hundred stories, but there were termites in the foundation. Unfortunately she ultimately turned out to be a mobile home that couldnโ€™t stay tethered to a single lot for more than a few years at a time as, a short time later, she up-and-skedaddled from our lives and has been a deadbeat mom to our little girl ever since. (My daughter and I built a beautiful, cozy little bungalow-for-two anyways.)

Anyway, does that qualify as a pun, or just an extended metaphor? If not, sorry, I just always thought that was a good line and I wanted to humble-brag a bit.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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I'm not a Dad, but I have potential, just give me time.

Went out grocery shopping and grabbed some thyme as I was planning to cook this soup I make that uses quite a bit of it. My girlfriend is helping me unload the groceries and notices the thyme, saying, "You know we still have a shaker of thyme right?"

I respond with a forlorn sigh and a wistful look into the distance, "Thyme sure flashes by..."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bthoman2
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